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Today, I was in the bathroom at the mall, when a homeless man came in mumbling to himself. Out of the 7 available urinals, he posted up at the one right beside me. Apparently he didn't get the memo that urinals aren't used to shit in. He talked to me the entire time. About his love life. FML
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On 06/09/2009 at 12:13pm - misc - by blah (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I found out just how thin the walls at my new student flat are. They are so thin in fact, that I can hear the creepy guy next door say my full name over and over again very slowly whilst masturbating rigorously. FML
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On 06/09/2009 at 9:36am - intimacy - by SleepyKirsty (woman) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)
Today, the girl I am in love with invited me to stay with her in Europe for 2 weeks, she is even paying for the flights and accommodation. It's because I am such a special friend to her and she wants me to come up to meet her fiancé before she gets married. FML
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On 06/08/2009 at 9:28pm - love - by doomed (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)
Today, I had to find a date for this banquet we did in my town every year. I paid my neighbor 40 bucks an hour to be my date. It was a 4 hour event. Best part: she got drunk and told the whole town I was paying her. FML
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On 06/08/2009 at 2:44pm - love - by twowords (man) - United States (Georgia)
Today, I came home and found my desk devoid of all paper. Turned out my mom dropped by and wanted to surprise me by cleaning up my work area. She threw away over 7 months worth of irreplaceable original sketches, notes and storylines, thinking they were worthless. My job is a full-time artist. FML
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On 06/07/2009 at 8:17pm - work - by Kilika (man) - United States (California)
Today, I found out my mom paid my best friend $20 to be my friend when we were 10. FML
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On 06/07/2009 at 7:15pm - money - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me because the love advice that she gets on her cellphone every week says that I'm cheating on her. I've never cheated on her and I was planning to propose next week. FML
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On 06/05/2009 at 1:14pm - love - by dumped (man) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I witnessed a horrible car accident and was interviewed by the local news. During the interview I said, "It was terrible. It was like watching a silent movie... but there was sound!" The interview has been aired 6 times. FML
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On 06/04/2009 at 9:07pm - misc - by LadyChristina25 - United States (Rhode Island)
Today, I was cleaning my father's study room and wondering why I did not receive my acceptance/rejection letter from a college I really wanted. I found the acceptance letter, on his desk, also approving of a full scholarship. The deadline to confirm was a month ago. FML
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Today, I had to give a presentation about Adolf Hitler. I wanted to point out he was a very good speaker, and could incite a crowd. Instead, what came out was 'Hitler's oral skills made everyone go wild with excitement" FML
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On 06/01/2009 at 7:12pm - misc - by Cail (woman) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. We haven't had sex yet. FML
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On 06/01/2009 at 1:36pm - intimacy - by baron (man) - United States (Michigan)
Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. We haven't had sex yet. FML
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On 06/01/2009 at 1:36pm - intimacy - by baron (man) - United States (Michigan)
Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. We haven't had sex yet. FML
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On 06/01/2009 at 1:36pm - intimacy - by baron (man) - United States (Michigan)
Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. We haven't had sex yet. FML
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On 06/01/2009 at 1:36pm - intimacy - by baron (man) - United States (Michigan)
Today, I had a pretty big erection while getting checked out at the airport. The security guard was scanning my potentially "dangerous" erection for at least one long minute in front of my wife, kids, and 20 people behind me. FML
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On 05/31/2009 at 1:34pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Jersey)
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