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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 29 December 1993 (20 years)
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  • Number of visits : 868
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About poorlittlelaurs : Suuuuuup', i'm Lauren.
i'm kinda hilarious and from what I hear, amazing.

i'm just about the most chill person you'll ever meet;
wanna know more?
hit me uppp :]

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Today, I put a tampon in. The string broke. I had to go to the hospital to get it out. FML

#12894128
239 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40049) - you deserved it (6549)

On 09/03/2010 at 11:47pm - health - by lalalasmiles06 -

Today, I walked into my bedroom, only to find out that my bed is missing. I have no idea where it is. FML

#12301472
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39955) - you deserved it (3398)

On 08/04/2010 at 1:18am - misc - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, my girlfriend of 2 years broke up with me because she said I was more of a woman than she was. I yelled out, "I HATE YOU!" and started to cry. She then took a tampon out of her purse, handed it to me, laughed, and walked away. FML

#12082068
297 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17165) - you deserved it (68068)

On 07/24/2010 at 6:53am - misc - by GirlishMan1883897 (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I watched a stray dog hump a garden gnome in my front yard. So did my two year old daughter. I've already had to stop her "re-enactments" twice. FML

#11806163
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33290) - you deserved it (4300)

On 07/11/2010 at 4:05am - intimacy - by awkwardsituation - United States (North Carolina)

Today, we had a school assembly at 7:00 pm about drinking and driving. There was a cop doing a demonstration of a field sobriety test on stage. I was randomly selected to perform a breathalyzer test in front of all the students and parents. I blew 0.06. FML

#855959
264 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22490) - you deserved it (94203)

On 04/07/2009 at 4:44pm - health - by schoolgrlstaci (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was masturbating into a sock when I felt something on my cock. I quickly ripped the sock off and threw it on the floor... and watched a huge spider come scurrying out. I just inadvertently fucked a spider. FML

#278783
318 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52279) - you deserved it (98019)

On 03/11/2009 at 8:23pm - intimacy - by SpiderMan (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was walking along the street and passed a young couple. Over my shoulder I heard the girl say to her boyfriend "Would you still love me if I looked like her?" FML

#232729
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (165114) - you deserved it (10302)

On 03/07/2009 at 5:13am - misc - by Pissed Off (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was a TA for a history class and the class was taking a test. About halfway through, I noticed one kid had a small piece of paper in his hand. I ran up the row, grabbed his test, and ripped it into four pieces. Then I took the note from him. It said "I believe in you, -Mom." FML

#142104
953 comments

I agree, your life sucks (72948) - you deserved it (421576)

On 02/26/2009 at 10:30am - work - by Noname - United States (Michigan)

Today, I drunkenly buried my girlfriend's recently deceased cat. Later she asked to see it and came back inside crying. It turns out I didn't bury it completely and its two back legs were poking out of the dirt. FML

#3882
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7299) - you deserved it (39751)

On 01/30/2009 at 7:49pm - animals - by jf29 - United States (Ohio)

Today, I put my hand up in class. I forgot that I hadn't shaved. FML

#392
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18145) - you deserved it (41237)

On 11/26/2008 at 1:18am - misc - by ripo95 - Sent from mobile version

Today, during the trailers at the movies, my boyfriend elbowed me in the ribs and smiled when an ad for a weight loss institute was shown. FML

#18
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (81023) - you deserved it (15723)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:28am - love - by Anonymous -



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