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Today, a coworker at school yelled at one of our students to be quiet. The kid got pretty upset, so I went to comfort him. He held my hand for the rest of the class, telling me in vivid detail how he was going to kill my coworker. Now I'm afraid to look at him. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39803) - you deserved it (3227)

On 10/01/2013 at 12:36pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my dad and I had a yelling match about me "lying", because I was unable to contact iTunes support without a phone number. To prove a point, he went online to find the phone number. It's been an hour and he's still searching for the number. I can't leave the table until he has found it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39779) - you deserved it (3180)

On 09/22/2013 at 9:57am - misc - by SeriouslyDad (woman) - United States (North Carolina)



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