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Today, while working security at my job, for the second time, a man with Down's Syndrome entered the store, went to one of the demo computers, opened YouTube, pulled up a video of oiled women wrestling and jerked off. There is no protocol in the handbook for how to deal with this scenario. FML

Today, I went to a domestic violence counseling group. I was the only male there, and I explained that my girlfriend punches me in the face in front of my kids. Everyone started laughing. FML

Today, while riding the subway a homeless man got on asking for money. I went to give him a dollar but he refused because I was "of the Asian persuasion." FML

#21404625
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27597) - you deserved it (2133)

On 05/04/2015 at 5:02pm - misc - by Malíya - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I asked my class to name some West African countries. Several of them thought Ebola was a country. I teach an AP history class. FML

#21400396
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35644) - you deserved it (3961)

On 04/27/2015 at 12:58am - work - by advanced history teacher (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I had to arrest my own boyfriend for public sex. FML

#21399557
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41502) - you deserved it (3173)

On 04/25/2015 at 4:05pm - love - by RBergman - United States (Wyoming)

Today, my little sister filled the huge house I spent over a week building in Minecraft with TNT. She then demanded I give her all the money in my wallet, or she'd blow it all up. She's now $86.25 richer, and my parents think it's too hilarious to make her give me my money back. FML

#21399271
276 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27888) - you deserved it (24943)

On 04/24/2015 at 11:23pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, in a crowded doctor's waiting room, my two-year-old daughter let a loud fart rip. I asked her, "What do we say?" She replied, "IT'S ME!" FML

#21398419
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30302) - you deserved it (4548) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 04/23/2015 at 8:27am - kids - by bleue - France (Midi-Pyrenees)

Today, my husband and I caught our 12-year-old son "experimenting" with a 5-foot tall stuffed Mickey Mouse. He even made sure to rip Mickey's pants off. FML

#21392745
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32679) - you deserved it (3792)

On 04/13/2015 at 1:35am - intimacy - by bigmouthedmommy - United States (California)

Today, after telling my parents that I want to be a vegetarian, I got grounded. Apparently, "black people can't be vegetarians" and, I'm "crazy for even suggesting something like that." FML

#21378047
0 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34395) - you deserved it (5082)

On 03/19/2015 at 10:23pm - misc - by shawnsmuffins - United States (Florida)

Today, during an exam, the guy next to me tried to cheat by looking at my test but was caught by the proctor. His defense was that no one would ever cheat off me. The proctor agreed and allowed him to finish the test. FML

#21376924
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36857) - you deserved it (6167)

On 03/18/2015 at 4:37am - misc - by Speechless - United States (California)

Today, while working at McDonald's, a guy asked me to deep fry his salad. FML

#21376328
109 comments

Today, feeling in need of a self-esteem boost, I took what I thought was a good selfie and I put it on Facebook. Out of 500 friends, the only response I got was a picture of Saddam Hussein with the caption, "This is why I bomb people." FML

#21370942
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30365) - you deserved it (7506)

On 03/09/2015 at 2:01am - misc - by why they bomb - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my mother walked in on me watching porn. As punishment, she sat down and made me watch the rest of it with her as she gave play-by-play commentary. FML

#21368964
267 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45277) - you deserved it (20998)

On 03/05/2015 at 10:19pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, the neighbors called the cops because they heard "gun shots". My girlfriend and I were popping bubble wrap. FML

#21364157
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32000) - you deserved it (2757)

On 02/26/2015 at 7:35pm - misc - by We're still popping them - United States (California)

Today, hours after being turned down for sex, I woke up to my boyfriend sitting at the computer, jacking off to a picture of my deceased mom. FML

#21351381
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53077) - you deserved it (4454)

On 02/07/2015 at 6:51am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)



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