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by Anonymous / 09/13/2014 at 2:56am / Canada (Alberta) / Animals
by Nat / 09/13/2014 at 2:29am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
Today, I ran one of the hardest cross-country courses in the country. I'm a pretty good runner, and I was feeling confident for the first mile. Then the chipotle from last night's dinner hit, and my legs weren't the only thing running. FML
by Anonymous / 09/12/2014 at 8:19pm / United States (New York) / Health
by jjhach / 09/12/2014 at 6:27pm / Canada (New Brunswick) / Love
by Anonymous / 09/12/2014 at 5:36pm / United States (New York) / Love
Today, some assface hacked my recently deceased friend's Facebook account. The person changed my friend's location to "Hell", then posted a status saying how hot the weather was, and replied "I wish :'(" to someone who'd said my friend was in a better place now. FML
by he's not the one going to hell / 09/12/2014 at 5:11pm / Australia / Geek
Today, I had to take my husband's laptop to University for an in-class exam. I opened the screen, and loud porn started to auto-play. The silence in the class was deafening as I tried to make it stop. FML
by Anonymous / 09/12/2014 at 9:17am / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 09/07/2014 at 11:55am / United States (North Carolina) / Health
Today, I'm staying with my grandma and her older sister while my parents are away. It's been two hours and so far they've popped vicodins, talked about banging Alex Trebek, and had a farting contest. FML
by imgonnadie / 09/07/2014 at 11:11am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 09/04/2014 at 2:44am / United States (Michigan) / Animals
by Anonymous / 09/04/2014 at 12:46am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by anonymous / 09/03/2014 at 9:31pm / Canada (Saskatchewan) / Work
by adeeri / 09/03/2014 at 9:24pm / United States (Wyoming) / Kids
by MusicLover18 / 09/03/2014 at 7:35pm / Canada (Alberta) / Kids
Today, I bought a new beanbag chair. My cat thought it was a great scratcher and I now have thousands of tiny plastic balls around the house. He decided those looked yummy, and now the scent of vomit and plastic is awful. FML
by Anonymous / 09/03/2014 at 7:13pm / United States (California) / Animals