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Today, I realized that I'm so bored of my relationship with my girlfriend, I'd rather make sure I don't break the springs in my bed than make love to her. FML

#9068161 (137)

I agree, your life sucks (4743) - you deserved it (11052)

On 03/14/2010 at 5:57am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Newcastle upon Tyne)

Today, I learnt that if you accidentally sit on a hamster, instead of dying, it bites your testicles. FML

#8742333 (298)

I agree, your life sucks (6543) - you deserved it (25419)

On 03/01/2010 at 4:13am - animals - by ItHurtsLIkeHell (man) - Malaysia (Pulau Pinang)

Today, I found out I can sneak out of my house... but not back in. FML

#8684293 (149)

I agree, your life sucks (5950) - you deserved it (25122)

On 02/27/2010 at 7:17am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my girlfriend of 3 years left me for a guy whose favorite color is camouflage. FML

#8612745 (301)

I agree, your life sucks (26039) - you deserved it (3009)

On 02/24/2010 at 10:29am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was brushing my teeth when I felt a lump of something in the corner of my mouth. Naturally assuming it would be a bit of food that my toothbrush had dislodged, I spat it out into the sink. It was a woodlouse. FML

#8611277 (251)

I agree, your life sucks (20682) - you deserved it (1880)

On 02/24/2010 at 7:58am - misc - by puzzled (woman) - United Kingdom (Worcestershire)

Today, at work a really hot guy came up to me and asked "what are your hours?" Excited, I told him I get off at 4 but might be able to get out sooner. He started laughing and then said "I meant your store hours". He turned around and walked away, shaking his head and laughing. FML

#8293432 (145)

I agree, your life sucks (8418) - you deserved it (18162)

On 02/15/2010 at 9:29am - work - by Dumbdumb (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I found out that I'm not actually pregnant. I've apparently been having a hysterical pregnancy because I want a child so badly. I don't know which was worse, the look of relief on my husband's face or having to send a mass email to inform my family and friends. FML

#7841341 (232)

I agree, your life sucks (19943) - you deserved it (5595)

On 02/03/2010 at 6:58am - misc - by sadface - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was rushed to the hospital because I was crying so hard I couldn't breathe. Why was I crying? My favorite anime character died. FML

#7711889 (311)

I agree, your life sucks (10817) - you deserved it (55543)

On 01/30/2010 at 3:54pm - misc - by Obsessed (woman) - United States (California)