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by Anonymous / 02/25/2014 at 10:50pm / United States (Illinois) / Kids
Today, I was getting ready for a night out with the girls, and without any hint of trickery, just wanting an honest answer, I asked my boyfriend how I looked in the dress I chose. He immediately dropped to his knees, yelled, "NOOOOOOOOO!" and calmly left the room. FML
by -_-" / 01/11/2014 at 6:13pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
Today, and every other night since my new neighbors moved in two weeks ago, their cat has been standing outside my house meowing constantly up at my window, where my cat keeps standing and meowing back. It's like a feline version of Romeo and Juliet, and I can't sleep. FML
by Anonymous / 01/11/2014 at 1:52pm / Dominican Republic (Distrito Nacional) / Animals
by kyyle / 01/10/2014 at 11:02pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by RustyGuy / 03/05/2010 at 1:31pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Health
Today, my boyfriend decided to give me my Christmas present early because he's going to his grandparents' house for Christmas and won't see me. I was excited, until I unwrapped a sweater that I left there a month ago. FML
by anonymous / 12/21/2009 at 2:23pm / United States / Love
Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around when he accidentally elbowed me in the eye and I couldn't see. He rolled over, turned on the football game, and told me to just walk upstairs and get ice. He also added that he would like a coke while I am up there. FML
by Anonymous / 10/17/2009 at 12:26pm / United States (Ohio) / Love
Today, I was dropping my new boyfriend off at his house. I had never been there before, so he was giving me directions as I drove. We passed a small trailer home on the right. I commented without thinking, "I'm so glad I don't live in a house like that." My boyfriend told me to turn right. FML
by emix / 06/17/2009 at 6:08pm / United States (Maine) / Love
by wasted_life / 01/17/2009 at 10:44pm / United States (Minnesota) / Work
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