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About pookberry : I am not making duck lips in my profile picture. I was simply kissing my care bear after my new puppy got ahold of it :(

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Today, I had to explain to my son that his dad was too busy in a raid on World of Warcraft to be at his award ceremony. FML


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Today, I found out that my brother was selling pictures of me showering. For what? World of Warcraft money. FML


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