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  • Town/Country : somewhere in California, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 29 April 1994 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 70
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, it was my son's fifth birthday. I asked my grandmother, who is a baker, to make a birthday cake for the party. Two hours after the party started, she arrived drunk with a large ham with candles in it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47685) - you deserved it (4224)

On 08/08/2013 at 4:03am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I went to my boss's dinner party. My sister, who also works with me, sat across from me at the table. I felt her kick me so I kicked her back. Then I heard something start crying. It was the boss's baby crawling under the table. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (51209) - you deserved it (16879)

On 08/06/2013 at 1:07am - work - by offuckingcourse - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I got mugged at Disney World, the happiest place on Earth. FML

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226 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31512) - you deserved it (2906)

On 04/09/2012 at 1:15am - money - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was taking a crap in a public stall when three kids broke down the door and pelted me with eggs. FML

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On 04/19/2011 at 11:06am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I was in a public restroom when someone took the toilet next to mine. Moments later, a used tampon rolls into my cubicle followed by an "Oops!" A creeping hand then promptly reached under to retrieve it. Both her hand and the tampon touched my bare toes. FML

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On 02/19/2010 at 9:21pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)



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