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You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
polylexos's favorite FMLs
by Anonymous / 09/27/2011 at 11:56am / United States (Indiana) / Intimacy
Today, I was at the waterpark. I decided to go down a slide shaped like a funnel. On the way down, my bikini bottom untied. Then I got lodged in a V shape, arse first, in the hole at the funnel exit, exposing myself to the entire pool until I could slither out. FML
by canadiankc / 06/03/2009 at 10:14pm / United Kingdom (Sheffield) / Miscellaneous
Today, I called the campus police "anonymously" while my roommate was away and told them about her weed stash because I was tired of her smoking in our room all the time. She had brought her weed to a friend's and got off scot-free. I have a hearing Monday for the adderall they found in my desk. FML
by hatetheroommate / 04/16/2009 at 2:43pm / United States (District of Columbia) / Miscellaneous
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