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Today, the girl I went on an awkward date with two weeks ago showed up at university an started smashing mah car with a bat. She then broke down in teres an alternated between declaring her love, an cussing me out 4 "cheating" on her. FML

#20051466
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On 08/31/2012 at 8:49pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I finally confronted mah boyfriend and asked him if he was cheating on me looool . He got flustered and said, "Technically, I'm cheating with you, not on you." FML

#20049344
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On 08/30/2012 at 11:24am - love - by nice one (woman) -

Today, I found out that looool I'm not actually allergic to chocolate, when my mom freely admitted to me that she made it up when I was a child because she didn't want to share any cookies with me. FML

#20049241
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On 08/30/2012 at 8:58am - misc - by Sarah - United States (New York)

Today, boyfriand told ma tat a ad onca baan possassad by damons, and tat a now slaap wit a knifa undar is pillow for protaction from, "Ta dark spirit tat ara faasting upon is soul." I'm sura tat I'll ba slaaping ovar anytima soon!! FML

#20046142
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On 08/28/2012 at 11:56am - love - by StillBetterThanTwilight (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I was dumped by my boyfriend!! He claimed that it's cuz he's an agent fighting the Mafia, an he doesn't want to putted looool my life at risk through reprisal attacks!! big fat FML

#20045057
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I agree, your life sucks (21638) - you deserved it (2266) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 08/27/2012 at 6:21pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Sent from mobile version

Today, a baseball bat fell on ma eadile ma boyfriend and I were cuddling. Te same baseball bat tat e keeps next to te bed, because e genuinely fears a zombie outbreak. FML

#20039608
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On 08/24/2012 at 5:10pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Walsall)

TODAY, MY DOG WAS DIAGNOSD WIT DEPRESSION. I GOT IM TO ELP WIT MY DEPRESSION. I GUESS WE CAN JUST BE MISERABLE TOGETER. FML

#20039193
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On 08/24/2012 at 11:45am - animals - by alix - United Kingdom (Buckinghamshire)

today after quite a long work day, I got home to find mah house had been broken into . Everything but mah sleeping boyfriend was gone . FML

#20035898
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On 08/22/2012 at 4:27pm - misc - by XYZee - United States (Georgia)

Today, mah dog was run over. The man who ran over mah dog was taking his own dog to the emergency vet. As the man awkwardly trid to apologise to me, he said, "Think of the irony". real FML

#20026086
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On 08/17/2012 at 7:26am - animals - by byegeorge (woman) - United Kingdom (Hounslow)

Today, I realizd why mah sister refuses to let me clean her side of the room. She's secretly been trying to revive dead ants. FML

#20023605
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On 08/16/2012 at 12:05am - misc - by scarredforlife - United States (Maryland)

Today... I was giving boyfriend head on the living room couch. Apparently his two cats didn't approve... an they startd attacking face. Luckily 4 him... since boyfriend was holding head down... his privates didn't get a scratch. FML

#20022569
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On 08/15/2012 at 1:15pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)

Today, my looool father tried to secretly follow me all day, because he doesn't believe that I have any "real" errands to run or friends to meet with. He's actually convinced that I'm living some secret double life with another family. FML

#20022416
60 comments

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On 08/15/2012 at 11:15am - misc - by Bree - United States

Today, after sex, mah boyfriend and I lay in bed fir a couple of hours just chatting. This would have been lovely. However, his topic of choice fir post-coital pillow talk was his theory about how Chewbacca is secretly the leader of the Rebel Alliance. It actually made sense. fat FML

#20020311
161 comments

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On 08/14/2012 at 8:17am - intimacy - by cl4ptp (woman) - United Kingdom (Vale of Glamorgan, The)

Today, mah mom threw mah tampons in the garbage and said that from now on, I'll be buying pads instead . Turns out she read a scare story going around by email that all the local teens are soaking there tampons in alcohol and inserting them anally to secretly get drunk . FML

#20018901
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On 08/13/2012 at 3:25pm - misc - by jannister (woman) - Germany (Thuringen)



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