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Today, my husband and I got into an argument. I tried to assault him with a laptop. He yelled, "Don't hit me with the computer." My apartment neighbor yelled through the wall, "Do what you gotta do, girl." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15069) - you deserved it (40093)

On 12/05/2011 at 9:31pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was taking a nap. Apparently, my two year old daughter decided to crawl on top of the covers on my bed because she was scared since there was a thunder storm. I thought she was one of our cats so I kicked her off. She hit the wall. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (84523) - you deserved it (225109)

On 06/02/2009 at 2:03pm - animals - by fmlfmlfml (woman) - United States (California)



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