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Today, I downloaded Grindr to my phone. It also downloaded to my mom's phone, my dad's phone, and my brother's phone. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37218) - you deserved it (19912)

On 01/16/2014 at 9:51pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my parents decided to visit me. When I first got my apartment I gave them a key "just in case" and today they used this key to enter when I didn't answer their knocking. I didn't answer because I was having sex with my boyfriend. My parents saw everything. They didn't know I was gay. FML

Today, my boyfriend told me that he was gay and that he is in love with my younger brother. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42159) - you deserved it (2399)

On 01/18/2009 at 7:41am - love - by Wenny - United States (Connecticut)



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