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  • Number of visits : 500
  • Number of comments : 20
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About polishguy05 : It's ambition that drives you, and what you do that defines you

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You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

I agree, their lives suck

200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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Today, my girlfriend told me she loved me for the first time. Unfortunately, it was her way of saying that she didn't want to lose me after cheating on me yesterday. FML


I agree, your life sucks (21160) - you deserved it (1284)

On 01/27/2016 at 12:11pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Minnesota)

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