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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 1 September 1994 (20 years)
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  • Number of visits : 64
  • Number of comments : 38
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About polarbearpiss : I play hockey and baseball yearly.
I enjoy computer and xbox games.
I live in the countriest place in Canada.
I also enjoy swimming as I am a life guard.
Have a good day!
I am on FML daily, may not look like it, but I don't comment

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