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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 1 September 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 44
  • Number of comments : 36
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About polarbearpiss : I play hockey and baseball yearly.
I enjoy computer and xbox games.
I live in the countriest place in Canada.
I also enjoy swimming as I am a life guard.
Have a good day!

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polarbearpiss's favorite FMLs

Today, I won a big raffle. However, my name is so ridiculous-sounding that they thought someone was playing a prank, and pulled a different ticket. I was too embarrassed to say anything. FML

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148 comments

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On 08/01/2014 at 7:10pm - misc - by infortunatename - United States (California)

Today, after nearly 2 years of continuous fighting in Afghanistan, my unit came home. We were booed at the airport. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (121986) - you deserved it (12018)

On 08/29/2010 at 8:39pm - misc - by soldierboy - United States

Today, after having been a vegetarian for 8 years because I'm opposed to cruelty to animals, I lost a bet and had to eat a whole cheeseburger. I loved it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10422) - you deserved it (51770)

On 01/29/2010 at 2:25am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)



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