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About polar_bears : Filling your little hearts with joy since 1854.

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polar_bears's favorite FMLs

Today, I went to McDonalds and ordered a happy meal with a girl's toy. The high school girls behind the counter said I was too old to be served one, and I had to go home and explain to my sick daughter why she didn't get her toy. FML

#19401139
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39396) - you deserved it (4545)

On 04/03/2012 at 1:48pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)

Today, my boyfriend stated that we should play a game where one person asks the other a question, and they answer it with a picture. I thought it sounded fun so I said yes. His first question was, "Do you shave your vagina?" FML

#18802490
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26742) - you deserved it (8609)

On 01/14/2012 at 1:52am - intimacy - by haggisbowl - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. After he did, he walked over to his friends. I saw him tell them that he broke up with me. After he finished all of them cheered. FML

#18500150
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29432) - you deserved it (7518)

On 12/13/2011 at 12:38am - love - by 50love - United States

Today, I woke up to the smell of bacon. It smelled so good, and made me very hungry. Then I realized it was my neighbor cooking. I have no money or bacon. FML

#18346168
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26941) - you deserved it (3775)

On 11/25/2011 at 11:15am - misc - by Username - United States

Today, my younger cousin bought his girlfriend of 3 months a bunch of flowers. The only flower I've ever got from my boyfriend of 3 years is a plastic one he found on the floor in a bar. FML

#17904987
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22697) - you deserved it (3885)

On 10/04/2011 at 5:08pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I was giving an anti-drugs speech to a group of ninth graders. I got onto the topic of trafficking from problem countries and asked a student to point out Mexico City on a map. He hesitated a few seconds before pointing at Canada. What the hell has the education system come to? FML

#17874852
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29745) - you deserved it (2933)

On 09/30/2011 at 10:55pm - kids - by jesus christ - United States

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. His response was, "Thank god, finally." FML

#17757165
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26281) - you deserved it (8178)

On 09/16/2011 at 10:10am - love - by Cora - United States

Today, my boyfriend let me know that when we met, he wouldn't have even talked to me if I was as fat as I am now. But lucky for me, he stays with me because, "there's love or something." FML

#17679754
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28520) - you deserved it (11898)

On 09/06/2011 at 11:11am - love - by emopoe - United States

Today, I found out that my German wasn't as great as I thought it was. Trying to give directions to some German tourists, I tried to say, "I hope I don't get you lost." Turns out I actually said something closer to, "I hope I don't seduce you." FML

#17388195
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23346) - you deserved it (5623)

On 08/06/2011 at 3:10pm - misc - by lostforwords (woman) - Ireland (Tipperary)

Today, a fight broke out in a bar between several people, over some talk about one of their moms being somewhat inclined towards intercourse with her pets. I managed to slip out quietly with just a scratch from flying chair debris, despite having started the rumor. FML

#17376503
23 comments

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On 08/05/2011 at 10:05am - intimacy - by Username - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me using the "it's not you, it's me" speech with a slight variation, saying instead, "It's not me, it's you. And yes, I meant to say it that way round." FML

#17076544
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28086) - you deserved it (5505)

On 07/12/2011 at 3:14am - love - by Jackie Campbell - United States (Colorado)

Today, I went to the park with a girl I like. She got playful and climbed a tree, insisting I come up, too. While we were sitting and enjoying the view, she suddenly knocked me off the branch, sending me crashing to the ground. FML

#17044737
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34597) - you deserved it (5692)

On 07/09/2011 at 8:13pm - love - by wolf boy - United States (Connecticut)

Today, after having my car been broken into the day before because I didn't lock it, I made sure I locked my doors. When I got off shift and entered the parking lot, I noticed a brick had been thrown through my windshield and a note that said, "Nice Try". FML

#17037512
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39097) - you deserved it (3106)

On 07/09/2011 at 3:04am - misc - by JohnyP - United States (Ohio)

Today, my family got together to read my grandpa's will. He gave all of his grandkids $400 each. Except me. It seems he thought I'd see the funny side in being bequeathed a blow-up sex doll. FML

#17027029
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36106) - you deserved it (4641)

On 07/08/2011 at 11:10am - intimacy - by Jack - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was driving when a guy in a truck swerved in front of me. I didn't realize I'd sworn until I'd come to a red light and my one year old daughter yelled her own version of what I said. She now yells "Chicken in the hole!" whenever the car comes to a stop. FML

#16867812
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9844) - you deserved it (24435)

On 06/26/2011 at 4:47pm - kids - by Mommy - United States (Oregon)



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