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pokopiko

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 30 April 1995 (21 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 551
  • Number of comments : 40
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About pokopiko : I mostly lurk, and rarely comment.

So I have no legitimate use for this account, but what the hell.

pokopiko's page activity

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Hard at Work

Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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pokopiko's favorite FMLs

Today, my dad finally decided to give me the "sex talk." It was going fine until he said, "If you ever decide to have sex, picture my face like this" and pointed to his face, which had a creepy, intense stare. He just ruined sex for me. Forever. FML

by Aly / 12/09/2011 at 10:40am / United States / Intimacy

Today, my pregnancy test came back positive. The only way I could have gotten pregnant is from having gotten drunk and sleeping with my ex. We broke up because I didn't want children. FML

by Anonymous / 10/27/2011 at 11:24am / United Kingdom (Shropshire) / Love

Today, my dad walked in on me and my girlfriend having sex. His only reaction was to mutter, "Put some back into it, son." before awkwardly sidling out. FML

by ifeeldirty / 10/27/2011 at 8:22am / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy