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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 30 April 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 491
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About pokopiko : I mostly lurk, and rarely comment.

So I have no legitimate use for this account, but what the hell.

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Today, my dad finally decided to give me the "sex talk." It was going fine until he said, "If you ever decide to have sex, picture my face like this" and pointed to his face, which had a creepy, intense stare. He just ruined sex for me. Forever. FML


I agree, your life sucks (45812) - you deserved it (5542)

On 12/09/2011 at 10:40am - intimacy - by Aly (woman) - United States

Today, my pregnancy test came back positive. The only way I could have gotten pregnant is from having gotten drunk and sleeping with my ex. We broke up because I didn't want children. FML


I agree, your life sucks (12813) - you deserved it (52368)

On 10/27/2011 at 11:24am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Shropshire)

Today, my dad walked in on me and my girlfriend having sex. His only reaction was to mutter, "Put some back into it, son." before awkwardly sidling out. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35808) - you deserved it (8470)

On 10/27/2011 at 8:22am - intimacy - by ifeeldirty (man) - United States (Illinois)

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