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Taday I placd a personal ad advertising myself as an overweight woman wanting sex. I sent pictures of me in lingerie to menho replid and was pleasd that almost all were still interestd. Then I sent face pics. As it turns out, being fat is not mah problem. Apparently I'm ugly. FML
Today, mah boss called me into his office to show me the web site of a potential business partner. When he began to type 'vrginia' into google, it auto-completed his search with his recent search for 'vrgin boy assholes'. I have to go on business trip with him tomorrow. I'm a young guy. FML
Friday 27 March 2015