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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 19 May 1991 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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Today, I was sent to group therapy. A girl spent twenty minutes telling us horrible details of having been raised incestuously. A side effect of my new medication is yawning. FML

Today, my dad asked me for a word that rhymes with vagina. He was filling out an anniversary card for my mom. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28466) - you deserved it (2523)

On 10/27/2010 at 1:59pm - intimacy - by nothingdoes (woman) - United States

Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend. We were messing around and I always jokingly say "You're adopted, nobody loves you" to everybody. His reply, "That's pretty fucked up, I am adopted." He really was. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9180) - you deserved it (69149)

On 09/05/2009 at 12:23am - love - by tryfailtryget11 (woman) - United States (Colorado)



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