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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 19 May 1991 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 147
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I was sent to group therapy. A girl spent twenty minutes telling us horrible details of having been raised incestuously. A side effect of my new medication is yawning. FML

Today, my dad asked me for a word that rhymes with vagina. He was filling out an anniversary card for my mom. FML

#13614950
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28490) - you deserved it (2525)

On 10/27/2010 at 1:59pm - intimacy - by nothingdoes (woman) - United States

Today, my mother confronted me about my bird's masturbation problem. We spent Christmas Eve Googling "bird masturbating" and watching videos to see if that was actually what my bird was doing. At least he's having a good Christmas. FML

#6933145
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25594) - you deserved it (3162)

On 12/25/2009 at 1:25am - animals - by suuuuuupucci (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I noticed that my dog was feeling sad. I let him hop on my bed with me to make him feel better. It worked, right after he vomited all over my face and pillow. FML

#6408198
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23546) - you deserved it (5390)

On 11/22/2009 at 5:07pm - animals - by Annie (woman) - Mexico (Coahuila de Zaragoza)

Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend. We were messing around and I always jokingly say "You're adopted, nobody loves you" to everybody. His reply, "That's pretty fucked up, I am adopted." He really was. FML

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210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9188) - you deserved it (69175)

On 09/05/2009 at 12:23am - love - by tryfailtryget11 (woman) - United States (Colorado)



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