About pogum4 : well im a girl and im 14. my friend Amanda told me to come on here. so i did haha!
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Today, I heard the sound of footsteps in the basement. Thinking it was burglars I grabbed a baseball bat and hurried down the stairs. I then tripped on the stairs, fell down them and smacked my head on the bat. The sound of footsteps I heard? It was my cat playing in some cardboard boxes. FML
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On 02/01/2010 at 8:45am - animals - by dontbadouche - Senegal
Today, I met my new college room-mate. He then introduced me to his imaginary friend. FML
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On 01/18/2010 at 7:01pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Louisiana)
Today, I was telling my cousin about my boyfriend, who plays guitar and sings very well, has dark hair, and wears girl pants. After telling her these things, she's quiet for a moment before she looks at me and says, "So... You're dating a Jonas brother?" FML
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On 01/16/2010 at 4:05pm - misc - by kikinemo (woman) - United States (Missouri)
Today, I dressed up, went over to my boyfriend and told him he could do anything he wanted. He said nothing and walked outside. I figured he'd come back in shortly, but when I looked out the window a few minutes later, he was building a snowman. FML
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On 01/09/2010 at 4:20pm - love - by dollybabe (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)
Today, I found out the best way to communicate with my boyfriend, who is obsessed with farmville, is by placing a "sign post" on his farm. Not sending text, email, or calling, but placing a message on his imaginary farm. FML
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On 01/08/2010 at 7:10pm - love - by farmvillefail (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I gave my boyfriend a box of chocolates as a present. A few hours later, he texted me saying that the box of chocolates contained nuts. He's allergic to nuts and his mother now thinks I'm trying to kill him. FML
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On 12/26/2009 at 11:44pm - love - by Kelly (woman) - United States (California)
Today, my daughter turned 11. Since she LOVES Harry Potter, I decided to write her an acceptance letter to Hogwarts. When she saw the letter, she screamed and showed me. When she found out I wrote it, she told me she hated me, started crying, and stepped on my foot. FML
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On 07/16/2009 at 6:16am - kids - by notawizard (woman) - Spain (Catalonia)
Today, a girl-scout asked me to buy cookies, in front of Giant. She looked nice, so I bought 5 boxes from her. She took the money and went home with her mom. I opened the boxes when I got home and realized that the boxes just had rocks in them. I got scammed by a girl-scout. FML
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On 03/15/2009 at 9:14pm - money - by twit (man) - United States (Maryland)
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