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Today.. . My Profassor Cancalld Class So I Turnd Off My Alarm . Whan I Woka Up.. . I Chackd My Amail Again . Thara Was No Amail From My Profassor . It Was A Draam . FML

#21350106
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39435) - you deserved it (5539)

On 02/05/2015 at 1:15am - misc - by DreamsDontComeTrue - United States (Virginia)

Today... a friend wanted to show me a game he bragged he was the best at. I beat his score on the frst try... an now I have a black eye to prove it. FML

#21299775
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27382) - you deserved it (2686)

On 11/15/2014 at 7:41pm - misc - by SeaBind - United States (Michigan)

Today, was the day I would turn my life around and start loosing wieght. I went outside fir my first run and said, "I got this!" I confidently stepped forward, the first symbolic steps to my new life. In the anticipation, I forgot my porch had steps. I face-planted on my driveway. FML

#21271662
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36543) - you deserved it (7274)

On 10/05/2014 at 11:17pm - health - by PickYourselfUp (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I got ig for te frst time. Apparently I called ma vet and told im ma goldfis was barking. I found out wen e called me back later to make sure we were bot okay. FML

#21258033
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31803) - you deserved it (18274)

On 09/14/2014 at 12:38pm - animals - by Anonymous - Ghana (Greater Accra)

Today, at the restaurant where I work, a guest choked on a bone from her crosscut ribs. She asked me to bring the manager over, so I did. When he got there, she complained that the bone could have seriously injured her, an we should be more careful of where we putted the bones in the ribs. big fat FML

#21256772
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39292) - you deserved it (2574)

On 09/12/2014 at 4:05am - work - by Diachronic (man) - United States (Idaho)

Today, I had to take bus to work, because yesterday my car was hit by a bus. While standing there, I noticed the driver kept looking back at me every now and then. As I went to get off, he looks at me again and says: "Sorry..." mega FML

#21252700
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45788) - you deserved it (2945)

On 09/05/2014 at 10:36pm - work - by crop circle galore - United States

Today... Younger Sister Ran Into Room... Telling Me Someone Was Trying To Break In. We Were Home Alone... So She Went To Hide As I Took A Crowbar An Followed The Intruder. Just As I Was About To Swing... He Turned Around: It Was Dad. I Had To Explain To Sister That Burglars Don't Have Keys. FML

#21251987
62 comments

Today, I found out tat te reason my boyfriend asn't textd me recently is looool tat e'd forgotten e was dating anyone. FML

#21244761
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41743) - you deserved it (4707)

On 08/24/2014 at 11:27pm - love - by angry girlfriend - United States (Indiana)

Today, I was chatting with the cute new receptionist at the gym !! I told her that I would be going there more if she was there !! She looked me up and down and said that I should go regardless !! FML

#21237096
92 comments

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On 08/13/2014 at 11:46pm - health - by fatty (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today , I had a rough day and was extremely tred!! I took a nap on the couch , and woke up to a guy robbing mah house!! I pretended I was still sleeping , waiting a chance to grab him or run out safely!! I ended up falling back asleep!! FML

#21219246
96 comments

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On 07/24/2014 at 11:59am - misc - by FML - United States (Virginia)

Today , I went to a bookstore to get "The Grapes of Wrath". I have a problem with controlling the volume of my voice , so once at the counter , I accidentally said quite loudly , "WHERE ARE THE ANGRY GRAPES?" FML

#21217858
90 comments

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On 07/22/2014 at 11:36pm - misc - by Face fucking palm - United States (Georgia)

Today...hile sitting on mah front porch... mah cat cummd up beside me. I startd idly stroking her... only to turn an realize I was petting a wild raccoon. FML

#21206318
125 comments

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On 07/11/2014 at 7:38pm - animals - by and god shat (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today , my grandma got a new boyfriend. She dumped the old one because "His wife was taking too long to die."

#21195046
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51495) - you deserved it (4415)

On 07/01/2014 at 1:31pm - love - by carebear1228 (woman) - United States (California)

Yesterday, mah laziness reachd an all-time high. I had a dream that I was at school an had spilld all the contents of mah backpack onto the floor. I then purposely shook myself out of mah sleep to avoid cleaning up the mess in mah dream. FML

#21176688
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44109) - you deserved it (9936)

On 06/16/2014 at 12:33pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)



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