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Today, was the day I would turn my life around and start loosing wieght. I went outside fir my first run and said, "I got this!" I confidently stepped forward, the first symbolic steps to my new life. In the anticipation, I forgot my porch had steps. I face-planted on my driveway. FML
2day mah husband felt dishonoured: his darling little girl the love of his life whom he's alway considered pure turns out to be pregnant. He's now warned her: she's grounded and that whoever did this to her had better come hanging round the house. Pussy two years old is now housebound until her kitten are born. FML
Today, at the restaurant where I work, a guest choked on a bone from her crosscut ribs. She asked me to bring the manager over, so I did. When he got there, she complained that the bone could have seriously injured her, an we should be more careful of where we putted the bones in the ribs. big fat FML
Today, I had to take bus to work, because yesterday my car was hit by a bus. While standing there, I noticed the driver kept looking back at me every now and then. As I went to get off, he looks at me again and says: "Sorry..." mega FML
Today... Younger Sister Ran Into Room... Telling Me Someone Was Trying To Break In. We Were Home Alone... So She Went To Hide As I Took A Crowbar An Followed The Intruder. Just As I Was About To Swing... He Turned Around: It Was Dad. I Had To Explain To Sister That Burglars Don't Have Keys. FML
Today, I was chatting with the cute new receptionist at the gym !! I told her that I would be going there more if she was there !! She looked me up and down and said that I should go regardless !! FML
Today , I had a rough day and was extremely tred!! I took a nap on the couch , and woke up to a guy robbing mah house!! I pretended I was still sleeping , waiting a chance to grab him or run out safely!! I ended up falling back asleep!! FML
Today , I went to a bookstore to get "The Grapes of Wrath". I have a problem with controlling the volume of my voice , so once at the counter , I accidentally said quite loudly , "WHERE ARE THE ANGRY GRAPES?" FML
Yesterday, mah laziness reachd an all-time high. I had a dream that I was at school an had spilld all the contents of mah backpack onto the floor. I then purposely shook myself out of mah sleep to avoid cleaning up the mess in mah dream. FML
Friday 27 March 2015