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pocketemo1997
  • Town/Country : Arvada, USA.!
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 17 November 1997 (16 years)
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About pocketemo1997 : Heyyyyy.! :) My name is Kayla, uhmmm my favorite color is blue, my favorite animal is a komodo dragon. I like to play video games, longboard, play with my dog, hang out with friends, & draw. I LOVE music, it has gotten me through a lot.! My favorite bands r Memphis May Fire, Sleeping With Sirens, Suicide Silence, Chelsea Grin, Three Days Grace, Asking Alexandria, BlessTheFall, Attila, Drop Dead Gorgeous, A Skylit Drive, Woe Is Me & soooo many more :) My favorite TV show is ARCHER.!!! XD

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