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About pluviophile : nobody knows I'm so in love with you and all you do all that really matters is when we are together my hearts on fire breathing you all in you take me higher and I'm never coming down I really hope you stick around. :).
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Today, I went to the restroom to pee. A loud fart exploded out of my ass and echoed in the toilet bowl. I could practically feel my face on fire when I saw the horrified look on a little girl's face as I walked out. FML
Today, an older gentleman came into my work for underwear. I helped him find his size, pulled out a pair of navy ones and he then turned to me and said, "I don't want dark colours because I can't tell if I've shit myself." He then continued looking for all the white pairs. FML
Monday 1 September 2014