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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 20 November 1992 (23 years old)
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  • Number of visits : 7087
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About plutogirlgenius : Life's tough. Get a helmet.

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plutogirlgenius's favorite FMLs

Today, I saw my girlfriend going into my best friend's dorm room and suspected her to cheat on me so I placed a camera in his room to spy on them. In the end, I discovered that my girlfriend has problems in math and both my best friend and brother are gay. FML

by Anonymous / 08/08/2009 at 3:18am / Canada (Quebec) / Love

Today, my five year old daughter was watching cartoons on TV. Then a Barbie commercial came on. My daughter sang along with the theme song "Be who you want to be, B-A-R-B-I-E." She then turned to me and said "Mom, I want to be a hooker." FML

by ....... / 06/23/2009 at 1:56pm / United States (Colorado) / Kids

Today, my girlfriend and I lost our virginity to each other. Before, I reached over to her computer and put on "Your Body is a Wonderland". Surprisingly, I lasted through the song and didn't realize her itunes was on random. "Rape me" by Nirvana came on. I still finished. FML

by RollieCollieUSA / 01/30/2009 at 12:27pm / United States (Illinois) / Love

Today, in class, I volunteered to read a poem out loud. I accidentally said "circumcised" instead of "circumscribed". I don't think I"ll be volunteering to read anything more. FML

by EpicFail / 01/17/2009 at 10:49am / United States (New Hampshire) / Miscellaneous

Today, a woman at the crowded mall stopped me and told me loudly that if I bought her product it would get rid of my acne. FML

by EpicFail / 01/11/2009 at 3:59pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Health