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  • Birth Date : Friday 20 November 1992 (21 years)
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About plutogirlgenius : Life's tough. Get a helmet.

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Today, I saw my girlfriend going into my best friend's dorm room and suspected her to cheat on me so I placed a camera in his room to spy on them. In the end, I discovered that my girlfriend has problems in math and both my best friend and brother are gay. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17340) - you deserved it (75008)

On 08/08/2009 at 3:18am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, my girlfriend and I lost our virginity to each other. Before, I reached over to her computer and put on "Your Body is a Wonderland". Surprisingly, I lasted through the song and didn't realize her itunes was on random. "Rape me" by Nirvana came on. I still finished. FML

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On 01/30/2009 at 12:27pm - love - by RollieCollieUSA - United States (Illinois)

Today, in class, I volunteered to read a poem out loud. I accidentally said "circumcised" instead of "circumscribed". I don't think I"ll be volunteering to read anything more. FML

#1446
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On 01/17/2009 at 10:49am - misc - by EpicFail - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, a woman at the crowded mall stopped me and told me loudly that if I bought her product it would get rid of my acne. FML

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On 01/11/2009 at 3:59pm - health - by EpicFail - United States (Massachusetts)



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