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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 3 May 1997 (18 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1977
  • Number of comments : 85
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About plum_lovin : Well top of the mornin to ya!!

Full time Xbox gamer, Arizona Tea addict, love Star Wars, love Comicon and Comic Expo, Marvel and DC fan, hate stepping on Legos, I think reading is fascinating, HATE pink, favorite colors are lime green and black, love iFunny, favorite Mountain Dew is Game Fuel, Doctor Who is the bomb diggety, Looove junk food... and my midget doggy, Bandito.

Oh and you should come visit Gotham sometime. It's pretty awesome with Batman flyin around and stuff.

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plum_lovin's favorite FMLs

Today, I had to use a public bathroom. I have problems going when other people are there, so I waited until everyone left. Two girls noticed I was taking a long time, and started giggling and throwing notes under the door asking if I was alive. This continued for half an hour. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31076) - you deserved it (6061)

On 02/13/2013 at 2:33pm - misc - by please leave... - United States (Texas)

Today, I learned that my big, tough, strong dog is terrified of spiders when he jumped, knocked over a table and then peed on the spider to drown it. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33444) - you deserved it (4615)

On 02/06/2013 at 8:59am - animals - by DogLover (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I played an intense paintball match, with me and my friends versus my boyfriend and his buddies. When we won, my boyfriend went mental and said he only lost because of "lag". When I pointed out we weren't in a video game, he reacted by firing a paintball straight into my chest. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40417) - you deserved it (5742)

On 01/25/2013 at 5:19pm - health - by LagSwitchFTW (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I was at a party with my crush. The collar on his shirt was sticking up so I fixed it for him. He gave me a hug and said, "Aww you're so good to me. You're like my mother. You can be my college mother." I got mother-zoned. FML


I agree, your life sucks (49682) - you deserved it (5944)

On 01/14/2013 at 7:56am - love - by shiney100893 (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, at a restaurant, I happily watched as my boyfriend of three years got down on his knees and proposed to me. Before I could say yes and hug him, a girl flung herself at him, kissed him and shouted, "Yes!" With us still highly confused, she then ran away. FML


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On 12/30/2012 at 1:29am - love - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my boyfriend and I were in bed and I asked him why he was with me. His answer was, "Well, the last girl I dated was really smart and she always made me feel dumb, so I decided to switch things up a bit. You make me feel like a genius babe." FML


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On 12/24/2012 at 12:33am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, feeling very distant to my daughter recently, I decided to sneak a peek in her diary to see what was on her mind. The book was apparently one of those that play the sound of a woman screaming when opened improperly, and alerted everyone in the house to my actions. FML


I agree, your life sucks (6088) - you deserved it (58670)

On 12/08/2012 at 2:30pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I was out clubbing. My girlfriend went to get us drinks, so I danced alone while I waited. Some girl with hideous meth mouth, who was clearly tripping balls, started harassing and groping me, and got all three of us kicked out when my girlfriend returned and beat the hell out of her. FML


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On 12/07/2012 at 4:28pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, my family was celebrating my grandma's 90th birthday. I pulled a little prank and got candles that keep relighting. After a few blows, my grandma fainted. FML


I agree, your life sucks (10578) - you deserved it (46959)

On 11/15/2012 at 9:54am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my mom's intense fear of tornadoes caused her to break into the bathroom, drag me off the toilet while I was changing my tampon, and drag me to the basement with my pants around my ankles to join my father, brother, and my brother's best friend. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35778) - you deserved it (1855)

On 08/04/2012 at 8:44pm - misc - by m - United States (Indiana)

Today, my mom called to chew me out for having my sister arrested. My sister broke into my apartment, rearranged my living room, and claimed she now lived with me. She then threatened me with a butcher's knife for not appreciating what she had done. My mom wants me to pay the bail. FML


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On 07/03/2012 at 1:36am - misc - by needmorelocks - United States (California)

Today, I learned that I do not possess the upper body, core, or leg strength to hold my girlfriend up during sex. I simultaneously collapsed and dropped her onto her coffee table. We are now both being treated at the hospital; her for glass wounds, me for a concussion. FML


I agree, your life sucks (17113) - you deserved it (29744)

On 06/29/2012 at 4:47am - intimacy - by bob (man) - United States (California)

Today, I got into a huge fight with a girl at school. My mom and dad decided to punish me by letting my three older brothers pick out my wardrobe for the next week. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25933) - you deserved it (16418)

On 06/19/2012 at 12:38pm - misc - by Shelby - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was using a public toilet when someone entered the stall next to mine. Instead of using the facilities, the person in there reached under the stall to steal my bag. Fortunately, I was holding the strap so they couldn't take it. Unfortunately, they decided to take my right shoe instead. FML

Today, I was having a debate with my friend, who actually believes karma is real. He got very angry with me and stormed off, tripping over his own feet in the process. I laughed and asked what he'd done in a past life to deserve that one. He responded by getting up and punching me. FML


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On 06/07/2012 at 5:26pm - health - by sh3n-D (man) - Denmark (Midtjylland)

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