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Today, I was ringing up a lady and her daughter at the shoe store I work at. The background on my nametag is a rainbow, and when the daughter saw it, she asked her mother why it was so. Her mother looks at my nametag, then me, then turns to her daughter and says "Because he hates God honey". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (65196) - you deserved it (4532)

On 04/05/2009 at 11:14pm - work - by maconda99 (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my siblings came home for the weekend. At dinner, my dad started complaining at how one of my siblings had gotten fired, one was failing college, and the other was gay. He went on to say I was 17 and already had a bright future. I'm pregnant. FML

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On 04/03/2009 at 10:55pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, at the dinner table my parents were talking to my younger sister about her new boyfriend and how they should be taking it slow. My sister then pointed out that that's not what I do. My dad said, "Believe me I know- your sister's easier to get into than community college." FML

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On 03/13/2009 at 4:54pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I asked my parents if the outfit I was wearing made me look fat. My mom looked at me and paused for a while; my dad said, "Honey, that outfit doesn't make you look fat. Your fat makes you look fat." FML

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On 03/12/2009 at 3:49pm - health - by mugs (woman) - United States (Virginia)



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