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playfuldesk
  • Town/Country : Biloxi, United states
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Friday 4 June 1982 (31 years)
  • Number of visits : 2970
  • Number of comments : 81
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 22 posted

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Today, I realized how much I hate my apartment. Not only can I hear my creepy upstairs neighbor having sex with random hookers every few night, I can also hear him everytime he takes a shit. I honestly don't know which is worse. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45945) - you deserved it (1985)

On 06/21/2009 at 8:05am - intimacy - by Steph (woman) - Bulgaria (Grad Sofiya)

Today, my friend sent me a bumper sticker that said, "Do you know that gullible said slowly sounds like 'green bears'?" I spent quite a few minutes trying to get gullible to sound like green bears until I realized that it didn't. FML

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135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8274) - you deserved it (45200)

On 06/20/2009 at 12:09am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I made a patient really happy. I work in a long term care facility and was changing a woman's diaper. While cleaning her, I somehow managed to give her an orgasm with a warm wash cloth. FML

#2850957
220 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60405) - you deserved it (3852)

On 06/13/2009 at 2:40am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was playing around with my sister's kitten. As a joke, I put him underneath the sheets and farted. He attacked my nuts. FML

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490 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30925) - you deserved it (276396)

On 06/07/2009 at 11:53am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I met a cute guy for coffee. Everything was going fine, right up until he started telling me about his alien encounters and super psychic powers. FML

#548687
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54706) - you deserved it (8430)

On 03/23/2009 at 3:36am - misc - by Ltl_Dust_Bunny (woman) - United States (Alaska)



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