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  • Birth Date : Thursday 16 September 1999 (14 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 152
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About playah16 : Single and ready to mingle. Sleep and food #mylife. Kik me @playah_16. We can chat. Love Nutella
I play basketball and soccer. I love music. I play guitar, bass, drums, piano, sing (but I'm terrible) and saxophone.
Not much of a gamer. Tend to spend more of my life living then gaming.
Really open so chat me whenever.

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.

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playah16's favorite FMLs

Today, I heard crashing noises coming from my dining room. I got up to see what it was; my asshat cat was flinging himself at my chandelier. He'd figured out how to grab the ceiling fan from the other room, build momentum, and launch into my expensive chandelier. Hooray. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45045) - you deserved it (4769)

On 10/22/2013 at 5:12am - animals - by IamAflyingCat - United States

Today, I was getting ready to have sex with my boyfriend for the first time. It seems he thought I was a much larger cup size than I really am, because when he saw my actual boobs, he said, "Aaaaaaand they're gone". FML

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171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62124) - you deserved it (13921)

On 04/27/2013 at 12:11am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States



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