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About platypuscatrat : Everyone sucks and this website is for a bunch of fuckheads who don't have anything better to do than complain to all of the other fuckheads on this website. SUCK IT.

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Today, I told my boyfriend I was really horny. He then gave me the link to his favorite "porn". He said I should do it for him. It was a youtube video of some girl making a sandwich. FML


I agree, your life sucks (56182) - you deserved it (14965)

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