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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 1 July 1992 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 754
  • Number of comments : 61
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 2 posted

About plagiarismo : Full of way too many things to say about nothing.

That didn't come across as flattering as I'd hoped.


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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

This isn't what should be happening

You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.

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Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”

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plagiarismo's favorite FMLs

Today, I woke up from an extremely intense and pleasurable wet dream. This wouldn't have been bad, had it not been about Velveeta cheese. FML


I agree, your life sucks (48755) - you deserved it (9583)

On 07/04/2013 at 12:11am - intimacy - by idk ask freud - United States (Oregon)

Today, it's been weeks since some asshat started placing gnomes in my front and back yards. I resorted to setting up cameras, which I thought had deterred the idiot, until I walked into my kitchen this morning and found two gnomes on the counter. Nothing on the tapes. I'm freaking out here. FML


I agree, your life sucks (62523) - you deserved it (4125)

On 06/23/2013 at 1:02pm - misc - by ilivealoneandwhatthefuck (man) - Guam

Today, my husband decided he would rather rage-wank to my mum's Facebook profile picture than make love to me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (48207) - you deserved it (5115)

On 06/22/2013 at 2:54pm - love - by talktothefacecausethehandswanking (woman) - Korea, Republic of (Seoul-t'ukpyolsi)

Today, my boyfriend and I had a threesome. He suggested we have another guy. It ended up devolving into a twosome, and I wasn't part of it. FML


I agree, your life sucks (80012) - you deserved it (18178)

On 06/22/2013 at 2:39am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, while having sex with my husband, he accidentally elbowed me in the face. I don't know which is worse: that he didn't stop to see if I was OK, or that it seemed to turn him on and he climaxed immediately after he'd hit me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (57797) - you deserved it (5674)

On 06/20/2013 at 4:47am - intimacy - by naughtymommy0317 (woman) - United States

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