About pl18 : I attend UTSA, and I am a powerlifter. That is all.
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Today, I found out that my roommate has been switching my protein powder with chocolate milk mix and brown sugar. Since I work out frequently, I've been consuming large amounts of this and have gained at least 10 pounds of fat. His reason? I turned his bookbag inside out. Once. FML
by fatty milkshakes / 01/29/2013 at 5:56pm / United States / Health
Today, I sold some weights that were way too heavy for me on Craigslist. I felt okay with not being able to lift them when I saw the other man, who was a pretty buff dude; that is until of course he informed me he was buying them for his wife. FML
by Johnny / 12/19/2012 at 6:33pm / United States (Tennessee) / Miscellaneous
Today, I finally felt motivated to do some exercise. As I got my weights out, I noticed out of the corner of my eye someone moving about outside my window. I got scared and dropped a weight on my foot. The person outside was my own reflection. FML
by i see fat people / 12/07/2012 at 4:10pm / Australia (Australian Capital Territory) / Health
by anon / 11/10/2012 at 4:14pm / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was taking a pizza order at work, and had to ask the customer's name. I couldn't quite hear what he said, so rather than asking him to repeat himself, I asked how it was spelled. He gave me a funny look and said, "Um, A.J.?" FML
by martinaaah / 09/24/2012 at 3:35pm / United States (Washington) / Work
Today, I learned I'm not allergic to gluten. My mom has kept me on a gluten free diet since I was 5. She was convinced I was allergic to it. I'm 25 and I am writing this over my first slice of pizza in 20 years. FML
by Emma / 09/04/2012 at 5:38pm / United States (Missouri) / Health
by dammit33 / 05/28/2012 at 9:55am / Australia (Victoria) / Money
by Ismellbacon / 02/29/2012 at 1:29am / Canada (Saskatchewan) / Health
by Anonymous / 01/11/2012 at 7:26pm / United States / Intimacy
Today, I had to cut short my New Year's resolution of going to the gym daily, when the meathead next to me dropped some heavy weights, which bounced and landed on my foot. I'm sitting at home in a cast. FML
by gimpy / 01/04/2012 at 11:55am / United States (California) / Health
by Musicfreak / 12/18/2011 at 6:36pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by Cano951 / 12/16/2011 at 3:16pm / United States / Money
by sunshine19217 / 01/18/2011 at 6:07pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was delivering pizza in the rain. A woman answered the door, saw me soaking wet and said, "Wow this rain is terrible, it must be horrible to be out delivering in it." She then tipped me 21 cents. FML
Today, I went to the new gym I recently signed up for and started exercising in the men-filled weights room, despite being intimidated by them and the strange looks they were giving me. Workout over, I left the room and saw in front of me a door marked "Women's weights room". Oh. FML
by genderbender / 11/16/2010 at 8:21pm / Reserved / Miscellaneous
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