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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 11 March 1992 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 257
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

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Today, my boyfriend of 2 weeks said that he was going to cook me dinner. After waiting for the frozen pizza that he decided to make for me to be completely cooked, he said, "Oh I hate this part", reached into the oven with his bare hands and took out the pizza, all while screaming. He is 24. FML


I agree, your life sucks (54208) - you deserved it (11522)

On 04/11/2013 at 11:42am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, at my job as a lifeguard, the kids in the pool decided to start a new game. The game involved spreading out to different parts of the pool and pretending to be drowning at the same time. Whoever was "saved" first, won. FML


I agree, your life sucks (47721) - you deserved it (3533)

On 06/04/2011 at 2:15am - work - by zain - United States (Texas)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML


I agree, your life sucks (255782) - you deserved it (87427)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)

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