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About pjsr : I love humorous comments, and occasionally a good pun. What drives me crazy is when people give advice in response to an FML: I got locked out of my house nude. Comment: Try crawling in a window or text your mom. Aargghhh! - the OP is not outside waiting for a response. It's not happening in real time. Even if it's a relationship FML, NOBODY is asking how to fix it.
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Today, I was at a party, and someone called the cops on us. I dove into a bush that turned out to have thorns. I got multiple cuts and a sprained wrist, and got arrested anyway. Its kind of hard to hide from the police when you're screaming in agony. FML
Friday 12 December 2014