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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 21 June 1995 (20 years)
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Today, I got kicked out of English class shortly after our teacher told us we have to write an essay on how the storyline of Harry Potter is one big allegory for "the futility of socialism." Apparently, reacting with disbelief makes me a "disruptive influence." FML

#20905920
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37274) - you deserved it (3808)

On 10/03/2013 at 12:42pm - misc - by WTF? (man) - United States (New Mexico)

Today, my fiancé told me that he was having second thoughts on our engagement. Instead of just calling it off, he took me to a fancy restaurant and took a public poll on whether we should get married. The majority said no. FML

#20003754
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32417) - you deserved it (2402)

On 08/05/2012 at 9:20am - love - by exfiancee (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I shaved my legs for the first time in three weeks. It took half an hour, three disposable razors, and I cut my legs up so badly they look worse then they did when they were hairy. FML

#19940752
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10062) - you deserved it (31496)

On 07/15/2012 at 10:42am - misc - by Taylor - United States (New York)

Today, my house caught on fire. The firefighters said that it was caused by a lit cigarette on the carpet. I don't smoke, but apparently my 13 year old son does. FML

#19370101
242 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35406) - you deserved it (3770)

On 03/29/2012 at 2:29pm - misc - by no one - United States (Texas)

Today, I was sword fighting in a play when I accidentally hit the other person in the head. He called me a bitch and stormed off stage, leaving me alone with an audience of 50. FML

#15985252
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31337) - you deserved it (5004)

On 04/30/2011 at 12:25am - misc - by me - United States



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