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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 21 June 1995 (20 years)
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Today, my fiancé told me that he was having second thoughts on our engagement. Instead of just calling it off, he took me to a fancy restaurant and took a public poll on whether we should get married. The majority said no. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30978) - you deserved it (2293)

On 08/05/2012 at 9:20am - love - by exfiancee (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I was sword fighting in a play when I accidentally hit the other person in the head. He called me a bitch and stormed off stage, leaving me alone with an audience of 50. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30281) - you deserved it (4919)

On 04/30/2011 at 12:25am - misc - by me - United States



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