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Today, I got kicked out of English class shortly after our teacher told us we have to write an essay on how the storyline of Harry Potter is one big allegory for "the futility of socialism." Apparently, reacting with disbelief makes me a "disruptive influence." FML
by WTF? / 10/03/2013 at 12:42pm / United States (New Mexico) / Miscellaneous
Today, my fiancé told me that he was having second thoughts on our engagement. Instead of just calling it off, he took me to a fancy restaurant and took a public poll on whether we should get married. The majority said no. FML
by exfiancee / 08/05/2012 at 9:20am / United States (South Carolina) / Love
by Taylor / 07/15/2012 at 10:42am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by no one / 03/29/2012 at 2:29pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by me / 04/30/2011 at 12:25am / United States / Health
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