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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 7 October 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 93
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About pittmanw : I live in a small town. I love to have fun. I'm a people person i just had my baby girl Airahlinn. I am on my way to collage :)

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Today, I was getting it on with a girl I've been talking to for three months. She's a year younger than me and it was her first time. So, I went easy. After five minutes she started crying. When I asked her what was wrong, she said I remind her of her dad. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (73203) - you deserved it (6675)

On 08/06/2009 at 10:03pm - love - by Jeremy (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I received in the mail a hockey puck autographed by recent hall of fame addition Steve Yzerman. When asked, I had to explain to my 4 year old brother that someone famous had written his name on it. Later, I discovered that my brother decided it needed his name on it too. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41286) - you deserved it (4813)

On 06/23/2009 at 9:28pm - kids - by lumi (man) - United States (South Carolina)



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