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  • Town/Country : Katy, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 14 June 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 605
  • Number of comments : 133
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 22 posted

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Today, a 60 year old veteran hit on me by pointing to his white hair and saying: "Just because there's snow on the roof doesn't mean there isn't a fire down below." Then he told me vets eat free at Cracker Barrel. FML

Today, I found out the name on my driver's license is incorrect. I don't know what's worse: the fact the government can't even copy a goddamn name correctly, or that it took me three months to notice, when a cop nearly arrested me for carrying a "fake" license. FML


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On 04/25/2015 at 3:30am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my brother told my 3 year old son that cool kids call their parents by their real names. This wouldn't be half as bad if he hadn't also convinced my son that my real name was Satan. FML


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On 08/29/2014 at 8:35am - kids - by Amithatevil - Japan (Kanagawa)

Today, my parents accused me of being secretive. I have no idea what they're talking about; all I do is work, go to school, sleep, and eat. Now I'm grounded until I tell them what's going on. I have crazy parents, that's what's going on. FML


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On 08/22/2014 at 12:09am - misc - by up to no-good... - United States (New Mexico)

Today, I found out that my husband named our daughter after his favorite porn star. FML


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On 05/08/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by Oblivious (woman) - Kuwait

Today, I was walking to class with my roommate. She didn't notice the car coming up behind her because her headphones were in. As I pulled her out of the way, she thought I was goofing around and shoved me back... in front of the car. I got hit and rolled off the hood. FML


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On 05/07/2009 at 3:11pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Italy (Toscana)

Today, my tampon string was hanging from my bathing suit. My boyfriend thought it was a thread hanging from my bikini bottom. He publicly pulled out my tampon. FML


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On 04/03/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by rebekah (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

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