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Today, my brother told my 3 year old son that cool kids call their parents by their real names. This wouldn't be half as bad if he hadn't also convinced my son that my real name was Satan. FML

#21247749
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40522) - you deserved it (3827)

On 08/29/2014 at 8:35am - kids - by Amithatevil - Japan (Kanagawa)

Today, my parents accused me of being secretive. I have no idea what they're talking about; all I do is work, go to school, sleep, and eat. Now I'm grounded until I tell them what's going on. I have crazy parents, that's what's going on. FML

#21242846
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42417) - you deserved it (2722)

On 08/22/2014 at 12:09am - misc - by up to no-good... - United States (New Mexico)

Today, I found out that my husband named our daughter after his favorite porn star. FML

#1749459
246 comments

I agree, your life sucks (139373) - you deserved it (14143)

On 05/08/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by Oblivious (woman) - Kuwait

Today, I was walking to class with my roommate. She didn't notice the car coming up behind her because her headphones were in. As I pulled her out of the way, she thought I was goofing around and shoved me back... in front of the car. I got hit and rolled off the hood. FML

#1719560
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (115875) - you deserved it (5661)

On 05/07/2009 at 3:11pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Italy (Toscana)

Today, my tampon string was hanging from my bathing suit. My boyfriend thought it was a thread hanging from my bikini bottom. He publicly pulled out my tampon. FML

#784043
468 comments

I agree, your life sucks (419852) - you deserved it (67400)

On 04/03/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by rebekah (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)



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