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Today, I was so lonely that I pretended I wanted to buy something from a telemarketer so that they would keep talking to me. FML
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On 03/14/2011 at 2:31pm - misc - by lonelynessinCA (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)
Today, a little boy called me on the phone, crying "grandma died" in a broken voice. I just didn't have the heart to say "wrong number." FML
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On 03/09/2011 at 10:47am - kids - by Waffle -
Today, my boyfriend called me and dumped me. Thirty minutes later he called asking for me back. When I asked why, he said "The other girl dumped me." FML
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On 03/09/2011 at 3:27am - love - by life_isnt_fair (woman) - United States (Kentucky)
Today, my girlfriend thought it would be sexy to stick her finger up my ass during sex. I screamed like a little girl and barely managed to finish. Afterward, she said, 'Now you know how it feels.' FML
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On 03/01/2011 at 6:51pm - intimacy - by Anon. (man) - United States (Washington)
Today, I took a busy train into the city. I was lucky enough to get a seat. People were forced to stand in the aisle in front of me, and the person directly opposite me, whose butt was level with my head farted in my face. Twice. FML
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On 02/25/2011 at 8:25am - misc - by WhatsThatSmell (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)
Today, I attended the wrong funeral. I spent twenty minutes trying to hide and walk away without being too conspicuous. FML
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On 02/25/2011 at 7:18am - misc - by Arlbethere (woman) - United Kingdom (Northumberland)
Today, I had to sell my phone to pay for the phone bill. FML
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On 02/23/2011 at 4:18am - money - by suzyyy (woman) - Netherlands (Noord-Brabant)
Today, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site of a potential business partner. When he began to type 'virginia' into google, it auto-completed his search with his recent search for 'virgin boy assholes'. I have to go on business trip with him tomorrow. I'm a young guy. FML
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On 02/13/2009 at 10:54am - intimacy - by The Sbeak (man) - United States (Rhode Island)
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