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  • Number of comments : 173
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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pinkster2014's favorite FMLs

Today, I accidentally walked in on my dad as he was getting changed. Now I know genetics can be a real bitch. With such a massive difference in size, I have to question whether I'm even biologically related to this old three-legged git. FML

#21499337
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26998) - you deserved it (3285)

On 12/03/2015 at 9:02am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) -

Today, my boss confirmed he is a micro-managing asshole. We walked into the office together and I turned on the lights. He switched them off and switched them on again, just to make sure that I did it right. FML

#21497410
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23527) - you deserved it (1514)

On 11/27/2015 at 7:39am - work - by fabz (man) - South Africa (Western Cape)

Today, I realised how damn creepy I am because I get nervous and smile when someone looks at me, and no it's not one of those smiles you'd love looking at, it's a smile straight out of a horror movie. I made a bunch of children run away. FML

#21489520
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21108) - you deserved it (2528)

On 11/07/2015 at 9:33am - misc - by Hipnog (man) - Czech Republic

Today, I was suffering from acid reflux. I was told that drinking water laced with baking soda would help. Nope, all it did was create a huge belch that made me vomit all over myself. FML

#21488401
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20966) - you deserved it (3418)

On 11/04/2015 at 1:26pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I saw the pumpkin I had put out for Halloween was starting to get mushy. I went to put it in a trash bag when it slipped out of my hands and burst over my knee. My dog heard the noise, ran into the kitchen and attacked me out of panic. FML

#21488242
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21705) - you deserved it (2217)

On 11/04/2015 at 1:02am - animals - by downgirl - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I was working at a movie theater when I was called to clean what can only be described as "Dog Shit Surprise" out of a theater. FML

Today, I drove in heavy rain for the first time, by myself. I had been told to drive below the speed limit, and be extra careful of the cars around me. Nobody had told me about thunder scaring a cow that would then escape from the corral and hit my car. FML

#21488178
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24955) - you deserved it (1643)

On 11/03/2015 at 10:24pm - animals - by damaged - United States (California)

Today, I learned the hard way that my boyfriend lied about getting a vasectomy before we met, in spite of knowing how phobic I am of pregnancy and kids. His defense? "I figured you'd change your mind someday, because all you chicks love babies." FML

Today, it's easier to buy a house than it is to get out of a gym contract. FML

#21488112
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20305) - you deserved it (2030)

On 11/03/2015 at 8:13pm - money - by why - United States

Today, during dinner, my boyfriend slowly walked up next to me, got on one knee, and in one movement pointed at my feet and shouted, "WHAT ARE THOSE?!" FML

#21488023
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23123) - you deserved it (3286)

On 11/03/2015 at 5:06pm - love - by Wtf -

Today, I found out the only reason my boyfriend of two years asked me out on a date was because I accidentally flashed him when we met. FML

#21487953
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19777) - you deserved it (2803)

On 11/03/2015 at 3:04pm - love - by smh - United States (North Dakota)

Today, my boyfriend declared he doesn't feel ready to move in with me for at least "some more years". We have already been together for five years. When he bought an apartment one year ago, he kept it a secret for three months. Maybe I should learn to take a hint. Or several hints. FML

#21487911
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20792) - you deserved it (4264)

On 11/03/2015 at 2:10pm - love - by Unwanted (woman) - Austria

Today, my dad got dressed up in formal clothes, and I asked what the occasion was. He said he had a hot date, which would've been fine if he hadn't told me what was "on the menu", namely "wining, dining, sixty-nining". Thanks for that image. FML

#21487839
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20211) - you deserved it (2040)

On 11/03/2015 at 10:43am - misc - by ew (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I made a Facebook post about my upcoming driving test. My grandpa said he knew I would succeed, prompting my idiot boyfriend to reply "For sure, she really knows how to suck seed ;)" followed by him liking his own comment. FML

#21486266
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24770) - you deserved it (4397)

On 10/30/2015 at 7:29pm - intimacy - by not anymore (woman) - United States (North Carolina)



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