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pinkster2014

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  • Number of visits : 5161
  • Number of comments : 137
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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pinkster2014's favorite FMLs

Today, I had to pick my brother up from work because he broke down crying. I arrived to find that apparently, you can get so stoned that serving a pregnant woman at a fast food joint moves you to tears over the miracle of life. FML

#21409953
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28964) - you deserved it (2194)

On 05/14/2015 at 10:23am - misc - by sistertaxi - Australia

Today, my girlfriend and I somehow got into the conversation of what the weirdest thing we have ever found in food was. She said she found paper in her fortune cookie; she was serious. FML

#21406274
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28421) - you deserved it (2496)

On 05/07/2015 at 3:52pm - misc - by Random737193 - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I took a shower with my boyfriend. I tried to be adventurous and went to give him a blowjob, only to end up slipping and head-butting him in the balls. FML

#21406233
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31215) - you deserved it (5238)

On 05/07/2015 at 2:00pm - intimacy - by pleasedie - United States (Florida)

Today, I was out with my youngest cousin and we had to stop for gas. Since he just got his license, I asked if he wanted to pump the gas while I went into the station to get snacks and pay. He pumped my car full of diesel. FML

#21406178
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28316) - you deserved it (6241)

On 05/07/2015 at 11:45am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, at my job in a gas station, a customer who had previously driven off without paying came in to shout abuse at me because I had said in the police statement, "He looks about 60." He is apparently 55. He didn't come in to pay, he came in to swear at me. FML

#21404993
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29567) - you deserved it (1836)

On 05/05/2015 at 6:50am - work - by GotGasNotLuck (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I invited a guy I've been crushing on for ages to my house, and I really wanted to make a good impression. We were sitting in the living room having drinks when my cat came in, dragging a pair of my dirty underwear and dropped them right in front of us. FML

#21394577
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31023) - you deserved it (3828)

On 04/16/2015 at 9:10am - animals - by HM (woman) - United States (New Mexico)

Today, I got up feeling refreshed and positive for the first time in ages, so I happily threw my window open to greet the beautiful morning. A bee flew into my eye. FML

#21394396
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29637) - you deserved it (2679)

On 04/15/2015 at 10:41pm - misc - by Anonymous - Australia

Today, I tripped while rushing to my classes. In a desperate attempt to regain my balance, I grabbed the nearest thing to me. A fire alarm. FML

#21394235
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28407) - you deserved it (3340)

On 04/15/2015 at 6:12pm - misc - by Drill Drilled - United States (California)

Today, I got a massage. Just as I was starting to relax, the massage therapist drooled on my face. FML

#21393655
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28402) - you deserved it (1937)

On 04/14/2015 at 5:50pm - misc - by spitty (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, a coworker and I pulled a April Fools' joke on our boss. She "borrowed" his keys and rolled down his window. I took a car window from a scrap yard and sprinkled it on the ground near his door. His response was to kick the nearest object in anger. The nearest object happened to be my car. FML

#21385709
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24172) - you deserved it (9844)

On 04/01/2015 at 1:46pm - work - by TecheyTim - United States (New York)

Today, my school had to make an official announcement that students were not permitted to go home due to Zayn Malik leaving One Direction because so many girls were claiming they couldn't focus on school with such a dramatic event occurring. FML

#21381783
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38254) - you deserved it (3123)

On 03/26/2015 at 9:20am - work - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, a coworker jokingly noted that my signature looks like "Pedo". I couldn't see it that way, so I asked some other people for their opinion. They confessed they'd always thought it looked like "Pedo", but never said anything. My name is Peele. I've been signing it off as Pedo for 10 years. FML

#21381199
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26717) - you deserved it (3207)

On 03/25/2015 at 9:10am - misc - by peele - Estonia (Harjumaa)

Today, I finally went to the doctor's about my severe anxiety. I am so used to putting on a happy performance around people that she didn't believe anything was wrong with me. FML

#21376536
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (189) - you deserved it (3254)

On 03/17/2015 at 5:35pm - health - by scared - Australia (Queensland)

Today, at 2:00 am, my neighbor discovered "What Does The Fox Say?" He loves it. FML

#21376518
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27855) - you deserved it (2049)

On 03/17/2015 at 5:11pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I tried a new hairstyle to impress a guy I like. I was pretty confident, until he took one look at me and said, "Uh... why's there an onion on your head?" So much for that. FML

#21376359
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (163) - you deserved it (5306)

On 03/17/2015 at 12:25pm - love - by RS (woman) - United States (Florida)



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