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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 7 January 1982 (32 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1630
  • Number of comments : 140
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About pinkpixie06 : I am a busy but blessed stay-at-home mom. I try to have a sense of humor about things. Sometimes my comments are sarcastic. But since it's hard to do sarcasm by text, you may take what I type however you like. Message me if you like. And remember to enjoy your day...you never know when it will be your last!!!

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pinkpixie06's favorite FMLs

Today, while shopping in the FML store I bought the "Retro Sport Tee," I didn't notice you are supposed to put your own "FML" on the shirt. Mine says "Today, Your Text Here. FML." FML

#2459150
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22737) - you deserved it (75495)

On 05/31/2009 at 8:03am - misc - by deucelututi - United States (New York)

Today, while shopping in the FML store I bought the "Retro Sport Tee," I didn't notice you are supposed to put your own "FML" on the shirt. Mine says "Today, Your Text Here. FML." FML

#2459150
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22737) - you deserved it (75495)

On 05/31/2009 at 8:03am - misc - by deucelututi - United States (New York)

Today, when done feeding my newborn, I stated to my husband that I'm a cow. He said, in a sincere tone, "Oh, baby, you'll lose the weight soon." I meant cow because I'm producing so much milk. FML

#1987412
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46998) - you deserved it (19222)

On 05/16/2009 at 5:41pm - love - by Heifer (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I had a hour long conversation with someone I apparently was friends with a few years ago. I couldn't remember who he was for the life of me, so I just played along. Finally, I told him I didn't remember him. He had the wrong number. I had a long conversation with a wrong number. FML

#1833844
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14439) - you deserved it (46569)

On 05/11/2009 at 12:46am - misc - by lostintellct (man) - United States (Idaho)

Today, I tried for the first time putting a condom on my boyfriend using my mouth. I freaked out, swallowed, and started choking on the condom. FML

#1775896
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30884) - you deserved it (78301)

On 05/09/2009 at 11:51am - intimacy - by notsexy (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I had a surgery to remove a cyst from my butt. Afterwards that doctor told me that the cyst was bigger than he initially thought, it would still secrete fluids for two weeks, and the best remedy for this was to wear a maxi-pad. I'm a guy, and am currently wearing a maxi-pad on my butt. FML

#1082247
241 comments

I agree, your life sucks (99169) - you deserved it (5676)

On 04/18/2009 at 10:24am - health - by Ian (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, as I was getting my mail, I received a free coupon from a baby supply store saying "congratulations on your expectancy." Thinking it was a mistake, I showed my girlfriend, who I am living with. All she had to say was "Surprise!" FML

#492457
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (72735) - you deserved it (15633)

On 03/20/2009 at 5:04pm - kids - by daddy-to-be (man) - United States (New York)

Today, in a very crowded public restroom at a sporting arena, after looking to the man using the urinal to his right, my 6 year old son turns to address me on his left and exclaims, "Daddy, that man's wiener is a lot bigger than yours!" The whole bathroom heard and looked immediately at me. FML

#221148
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65045) - you deserved it (3728)

On 03/05/2009 at 8:51pm - kids - by SadDad - United States (Florida)

Today, I went to the doctor to talk about my depression and low self-esteem. He told me that I shouldn't think of myself as a fat pig for being overweight. I don't think that and I'm NOT overweight. FML

#3462
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23992) - you deserved it (3005)

On 01/29/2009 at 5:46pm - health - by Coley - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I danced with a girl until the bar closed. We went back to my place. She had a penis. FML

#2248
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46934) - you deserved it (8760)

On 01/22/2009 at 6:27pm - love - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)



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