About pinkpixie06 : I am a busy but blessed stay-at-home mom. I try to have a sense of humor about things. Sometimes my comments are sarcastic. But since it's hard to do sarcasm by text, you may take what I type however you like. Message me if you like. And remember to enjoy your day...you never know when it will be your last!!!
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by Heifer / 05/16/2009 at 5:41pm / United States (Washington) / Love
Today, I had a hour long conversation with someone I apparently was friends with a few years ago. I couldn't remember who he was for the life of me, so I just played along. Finally, I told him I didn't remember him. He had the wrong number. I had a long conversation with a wrong number. FML
by lostintellct / 05/11/2009 at 12:46am / United States (Idaho) / Miscellaneous
by notsexy / 05/09/2009 at 11:51am / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy
Today, I had a surgery to remove a cyst from my butt. Afterwards that doctor told me that the cyst was bigger than he initially thought, it would still secrete fluids for two weeks, and the best remedy for this was to wear a maxi-pad. I'm a guy, and am currently wearing a maxi-pad on my butt. FML
by Ian / 04/18/2009 at 10:24am / United States (Ohio) / Health
Today, as I was getting my mail, I received a free coupon from a baby supply store saying "congratulations on your expectancy." Thinking it was a mistake, I showed my girlfriend, who I am living with. All she had to say was "Surprise!" FML
by daddy-to-be / 03/20/2009 at 5:04pm / United States (New York) / Kids
Today, in a very crowded public restroom at a sporting arena, after looking to the man using the urinal to his right, my 6 year old son turns to address me on his left and exclaims, "Daddy, that man's wiener is a lot bigger than yours!" The whole bathroom heard and looked immediately at me. FML
by SadDad / 03/05/2009 at 8:51pm / United States (Florida) / Kids
Today, I went to the doctor to talk about my depression and low self-esteem. He told me that I shouldn't think of myself as a fat pig for being overweight. I don't think that and I'm NOT overweight. FML
by Coley / 01/29/2009 at 5:46pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Health
by Noname / 01/22/2009 at 6:27pm / Canada (Alberta) / Love
- Today, my boyfriend whispered to me, “I’m so tired of these fucking mosquitos.” When I asked why he… Today, I threw up when I got home because I'd been drinking with friends. My parents asked what was… Today, it’s exam day in Sweden. Yesterday, I prepared three fountain pens and six cartridges. The…