About pinkpixie06 : I am a busy but blessed stay-at-home mom. I try to have a sense of humor about things. Sometimes my comments are sarcastic. But since it's hard to do sarcasm by text, you may take what I type however you like. Message me if you like. And remember to enjoy your day...you never know when it will be your last!!!
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by aawkward... / 12/09/2009 at 2:27pm / United States (Kentucky) / Intimacy
by cookscatastrophy / 12/08/2009 at 3:19am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I went to the store to buy some groceries. Several hours later I realize that I can't find my wallet. After looking all over my house and then the store parking lot, I had my credit cards cancelled. On the drive home, I feel something under me. It was my wallet. FML
by life_suxxx / 12/06/2009 at 2:43am / United States (Mississippi) / Money
Today, I was the paramedic at the scene of a car accident. One lady was hurt, and we had trouble getting any information from her as she was sobbing. I radioed in the details and said "...a lady in her mid 30's, ETA 10 minutes." She stopped crying, slapped me, and said, "I'm 28." FML
by Paramedic / 11/17/2009 at 6:16am / United Kingdom (Rochdale) / Work
Today, when approaching a stop light on my motorcycle, I went to extend my left leg as usual to balance when stopped. Apparently my shoelace loop got wrapped around the shift lever and "tied" my shoe to the bike. It's hard to look cool when you fall over for no apparent reason at a stoplight. FML
by Crotch_Rocket_Rider / 10/06/2009 at 1:33pm / United States (Illinois) / Transportation
Today, I got my first tattoo. It's a large broadsword which runs the length of my spine. I went home to show it off and learned that the hilt on my neck looks just like a penis when the rest of it is covered with my shirt. FML
by damnit / 08/25/2009 at 2:44am / Australia (Queensland) / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend took me on a surprise date night down a dirt road to a field in the middle of nowhere. He packed some blankets, a bottle of wine, and some condoms. He didn't know the dirt road was actually a driveway until all of our clothes were off. FML
by Stars / 08/04/2009 at 12:55pm / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy
Today, my wife gave me back my camera which she took on vacation to visit her parents with our 2-year old. I noticed the picture sequence had big gaps in the numbering. I ran an undelete on the card, and found 80+ pictures of her naked with another guy in her mom's bedroom. FML
by Anonymous / 07/16/2009 at 1:51am / United States (Texas) / Holidays
by Stuck / 07/15/2009 at 12:01am / United States (California) / Love
by ttsutaoka / 07/11/2009 at 3:43am / United States (California) / Transportation
Today, my husband gave me an ultimatum - choose him or my male best friend. I chose my husband. My husband then admitted to me that he was hoping I would choose my best friend so he would have an excuse to leave me and wouldn't have to tell me he's been cheating on me. FML
by Anonymous / 07/10/2009 at 5:21am / Canada (Ontario) / Love
by Jeweler / 06/26/2009 at 2:13am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by usmcpain / 06/23/2009 at 1:16am / United States / Health
Today, my car was in the shop so I borrowed my wife's VW Beetle convertible. It's really embarrassing because it's a girlie car and it's full of little stuffed animals. At a stop light a man asked me if I'd like to borrow one of his testicles because "every man should have at least one." FML
by NoBalls / 06/11/2009 at 8:23pm / United States (Indiana) / Transportation
by deucelututi / 05/31/2009 at 8:03am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous