About pinkpixie06 : I am a busy but blessed stay-at-home mom. I try to have a sense of humor about things. Sometimes my comments are sarcastic. But since it's hard to do sarcasm by text, you may take what I type however you like. Message me if you like. And remember to enjoy your day...you never know when it will be your last!!!
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by piece of shed / 08/31/2011 at 10:00am / United States (New York) / Kids
by Anonymous / 08/29/2011 at 9:05am / United States (Delaware) / Miscellaneous
by momma6126 / 08/25/2011 at 12:47am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
by ugly / 07/24/2011 at 10:53pm / United States (Florida) / Love
Today, I couldn't shut a drawer in my kitchen, because an oven mitt was blocking it. An oven mitt filled with tin-foil wrapped electronics. My Mom believes Internet hackers can get into her digital camera and prepaid cell phone, and apparently tin-foil will prevent that. FML
by BelleCharmante / 07/14/2011 at 12:50am / United States (North Carolina) / Geek
by Yoda / 07/08/2011 at 1:23am / United States (New York) / Geek
by heather / 06/20/2011 at 6:25pm / Canada / Love
by mike oxsmall / 06/16/2011 at 1:42am / United States / Miscellaneous
by rapturezz / 06/06/2011 at 3:55am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, my husband and I had just got over a big argument, and I asked him to cut me some cucumbers for my eyes to help me relax. I was laying down, eyed closed, and he set them on my eyes. They weren't cucumbers, they were lemons. FML
by wtfseriously / 05/09/2011 at 1:22pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
Today, I woke my husband up at 2am, screaming that there was a badger in our bedroom. We both screamed for a bit until he finally says, "What are we screaming about!?" I took a second look at the badger, and realized it was my four year old daughter with her blanket. FML
by BadgerSpirit / 04/27/2011 at 9:35am / United States (Washington) / Kids
by nomorexbox / 04/26/2011 at 3:20pm / United States (Georgia) / Geek
by phantomdriver / 03/24/2011 at 6:51pm / Canada (Alberta) / Transportation
Today, I was spending Saint Patrick's Day with my girlfriend, when she started pinching me for not wearing green. To my complete shock, when she pinched my nipple, I got the biggest, most noticeable erection I've ever had in my life, and no matter what I did, it wouldn't go away. We were in public. FML
by Mr. Sensitive Nips / 03/17/2011 at 6:38pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
- Today, I had 45 minutes spare between appointments to do some work at the office. I needed to print… Today, after choosing all classes that start after 11, so I could finally sleep in 'til 9 everyday,… Today, I went in for an appointment with my therapist. When she saw me, she gasped, "Are you okay?…