About pinkpixie06 : I am a busy but blessed stay-at-home mom. I try to have a sense of humor about things. Sometimes my comments are sarcastic. But since it's hard to do sarcasm by text, you may take what I type however you like. Message me if you like. And remember to enjoy your day...you never know when it will be your last!!!
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Today, I was feeling frisky for the first time in months, so I started feeling up my husband. He kept insisting he had a headache and that he wasn't feeling it tonight. When I noticed his sarcasm, he said "Yeah, doesn't feel so great, does it?" and turned the TV volume up. FML
by Anonymous / 02/24/2012 at 10:07pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy
Today, I came back from a holiday and the friend who'd been looking after my cats returned my spare key. When I wanted to put some relaxing music on, I noticed that he'd switched most of my CDs around in their cases. I have over a thousand of them. Very funny, thanks. FML
by Veryfunny / 02/23/2012 at 6:52pm / Australia (Queensland) / Miscellaneous
by Djcc / 02/21/2012 at 1:03pm / United States / Love
Today, it's been one week since my demented grandma babysat my five-year-old daughter while my husband took me to a fancy restaurant. Now she's taken to screaming and calling me a "damn commie" whenever I discipline or say no to her. FML
by Anonymous / 02/17/2012 at 7:58pm / United States / Kids
by 97 / 02/17/2012 at 4:10pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I took my grandmother for a spin in my new car. Apparently, she had no idea that seat-warmers exist and that hers was turned on, because fifteen minutes into the ride she started shouting, "My ass is on fire!" causing me to swerve into a pole. FML
by BOOP / 02/17/2012 at 8:25am / United States (Montana) / Transportation
Today, even though she can barely deal with raising kids, my 19-year-old sister announced her fourth pregnancy, by a fourth man, of yet another race. Why? Because she wants to "be like Angelina Jolie." I fear that social services may laugh at me if I tell them. FML
by amythest / 02/12/2012 at 7:18pm / United Kingdom (Belfast) / Kids
Today, I had a debate with my girlfriend about whether giving birth or getting kicked in the balls hurts more. It ended up with her kicking me in the balls. I was the one who said giving birth hurt more. FML
by OwMyBalls / 02/12/2012 at 1:17am / Love
by Anon / 02/11/2012 at 10:01pm / United States (Arizona) / Love
Today, I walked all the way across campus to eat the first meal I've had all day. After waiting for my food in a congested line for 30 minutes, I got to the register to pay. Turns out my wallet was a twenty minute walk away, back in my apartment. FML
by ulring / 02/11/2012 at 7:53pm / United States / Money
Today, my friend's kid chased me with a rusty, sharp tent peg and threatened to kill me. When I finally got him to calm down he ran off to his room. Later, I found the tent peg under his pillow with a note that said my name. My friend thinks it's hilarious. I am staying here for a week. FML
by FuckLife / 02/11/2012 at 8:41am / Australia (Queensland) / Kids
by lulu / 02/11/2012 at 5:19am / United States (Ohio) / Animals
by Anonymous / 02/10/2012 at 5:17pm / Canada (Quebec) / Miscellaneous
by thosedamnkids / 01/22/2012 at 12:09am / United States (New York) / Kids
by godhatesme / 12/10/2011 at 3:45am / United States / Intimacy
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