About pinkpixie06 : I am a busy but blessed stay-at-home mom. I try to have a sense of humor about things. Sometimes my comments are sarcastic. But since it's hard to do sarcasm by text, you may take what I type however you like. Message me if you like. And remember to enjoy your day...you never know when it will be your last!!!
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Today, while walking down the street, I saw a man attacking a woman in an alley. I ran to help, and shoved the man away from her. Except it turns out he wasn't attacking her; he was getting it on with his fiancée. FML
by Anonymous / 03/28/2012 at 1:31pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by ari / 03/19/2012 at 1:49am / United States / Intimacy
Today, while I was cuddling with my girlfriend, she looked at me and leaned in. Thinking she was going to kiss me, I leaned too. Just as we were about to kiss, she screamed "COW KISSES" and somehow managed to lick my eyeball. FML
by Brian / 03/17/2012 at 10:32pm / United States (Washington) / Love
by noneedtostress / 03/17/2012 at 11:52am / Australia (Victoria) / Intimacy
by W45T3D_Y0UTH / 03/15/2012 at 4:44pm / Canada / Love
by daddy-o / 03/14/2012 at 3:51am / United States (Utah) / Miscellaneous
by The Last One / 03/11/2012 at 1:39am / Canada (Ontario) / Work
by Major3 / 03/10/2012 at 9:16pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
Today, my husband sat me down on the couch so he could share some "awesome" news with me. He excitedly declared that he and his idiot drinking buddies are planning on running a real-life Fight Club out of our basement. FML
by Anonymous / 03/09/2012 at 9:05pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I was the 10th caller on a radio show. I answered the question correctly. The DJ informed I won a free air guitar of my choosing. I yelled with excitement over the air. The DJ then instructed me how to use my new air guitar. FML
by h4rdy / 03/09/2012 at 11:55am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by Ashleigh / 03/02/2012 at 5:53pm / Australia / Miscellaneous
by types / 03/02/2012 at 10:01am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 02/29/2012 at 5:07am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by afraidtoburn / 02/25/2012 at 11:18pm / Canada (Quebec) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was feeling frisky for the first time in months, so I started feeling up my husband. He kept insisting he had a headache and that he wasn't feeling it tonight. When I noticed his sarcasm, he said "Yeah, doesn't feel so great, does it?" and turned the TV volume up. FML
by Anonymous / 02/24/2012 at 10:07pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy
- Today, my mom had to go to one of her relatives’ funeral. She came to borrow a black scarf from me,… Today, I live in Romania and my walls are particularly thin. After enduring my neighbor’s parties,… Today, I couldn't get into my car. I got mad at the lock, and my key broken inside it. It wasn't my…