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Today, me and my friend were following this hot lifeguard around a waterpark. In the wave pool, I decided to be cute and "accidentally" bump into him during the waves to start a conversation. As I prepared to do this, a large wave pushed me off my feet and I fell face-first into his butt. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11156) - you deserved it (48646)

On 08/10/2009 at 10:34am - misc - by klutz (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, me and my friend were following this hot lifeguard around a waterpark. In the wave pool, I decided to be cute and "accidentally" bump into him during the waves to start a conversation. As I prepared to do this, a large wave pushed me off my feet and I fell face-first into his butt. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11156) - you deserved it (48646)

On 08/10/2009 at 10:34am - misc - by klutz (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I realized I spend way too much time on the computer. I grabbed the menu at the restaurant, glanced at the page, and tried to do CTRL+F to find seafood. Geek coming through! FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5414) - you deserved it (20329)

On 01/15/2009 at 6:14am - love - by Hth - United States (Delaware)



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