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Today, I heard two of my students having a conversation. One asked what state Arizona was in, and the other replied Canada. I teach sixth grade social studies and they weren't joking. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26445) - you deserved it (6105)

On 08/31/2010 at 10:50am - kids - by teacher (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, me and my friend were following this hot lifeguard around a waterpark. In the wave pool, I decided to be cute and "accidentally" bump into him during the waves to start a conversation. As I prepared to do this, a large wave pushed me off my feet and I fell face-first into his butt. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9459) - you deserved it (38342)

On 08/10/2009 at 10:34am - misc - by klutz (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, me and my friend were following this hot lifeguard around a waterpark. In the wave pool, I decided to be cute and "accidentally" bump into him during the waves to start a conversation. As I prepared to do this, a large wave pushed me off my feet and I fell face-first into his butt. FML

#4425556
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I agree, your life sucks (9459) - you deserved it (38342)

On 08/10/2009 at 10:34am - misc - by klutz (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I realized I spend way too much time on the computer. I grabbed the menu at the restaurant, glanced at the page, and tried to do CTRL+F to find seafood. Geek coming through! FML

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On 01/15/2009 at 6:14am - love - by Hth - United States (Delaware)



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