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Today, I was ambushed by a very angry beaver. FML

#13728170
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27241) - you deserved it (4934)

On 11/05/2010 at 5:09pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today, I was on a bench enjoying the sun, when a guy comes and sits next to me. Next thing I know, he lets out a loud fart, then looks my way with pride. I stare back in shock. He then says to me, "Yeah, that just happened," and walks off. FML

#13697892
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57498) - you deserved it (12301)

On 11/03/2010 at 3:27am - misc - by flying13 (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I got very drunk after being fired from my job. In my depressed, intoxicated state, I posted my facebook status as 'Goodbye world'. The only response was from my dad saying 'cya'. His comment got 29 likes. FML

#13560342
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40317) - you deserved it (12161)

On 10/23/2010 at 9:15am - misc - by drunkfacebookuser (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my boyfriend said he wants a Hello Kitty wedding. FML

#13559273
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37064) - you deserved it (8558)

On 10/23/2010 at 5:07am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I watched a grizzled, old gas station attendant with a stain on her blouse use my driver's license to pick something out of her teeth. FML

#13559030
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30681) - you deserved it (2497)

On 10/23/2010 at 4:17am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I teach English in Taiwan. I got two new students, brothers named Harry and Potter. People, they're children, not pets. FML

#13541967
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29646) - you deserved it (4507)

On 10/21/2010 at 9:03pm - misc - by Anonymous - Sent from mobile version

Today, I took my iPod to Walmart to replace the battery. They tell me to call Apple. I go home again and call Apple. They tell me to call Walmart. I call Walmart. They tell me to bring it in. FML

#13539571
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29756) - you deserved it (3521)

On 10/21/2010 at 6:04pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, a little girl came up to me and asked, "Are you a boy or a girl?" I said, "I'm a girl of course!" She walked away, looking dazed and saying, "Whoa." FML

#13513832
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26165) - you deserved it (5430)

On 10/19/2010 at 5:23pm - misc - by lookslikeaboyapparently (woman) - United Kingdom (Falkirk)

Today, I discovered my neighbors have bought a karaoke machine. FML

#13503645
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28905) - you deserved it (3689)

On 10/18/2010 at 9:09pm - misc - by the_music_major (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was told I look like Susan Boyle. FML

#13462690
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34434) - you deserved it (5272)

On 10/15/2010 at 7:44pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, it's my birthday, and the only person that called me was my boss. He wants me to cover his shift tonight. FML

#13448275
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31087) - you deserved it (2635)

On 10/14/2010 at 6:10pm - work - by unloved - Australia (South Australia)

Today, out of all the cars in the parking lot, mine got struck by lightning. FML

#13442397
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36665) - you deserved it (3175)

On 10/14/2010 at 3:15am - misc - by A. - United States

Today, I scratched a lottery ticket I had gotten for my birthday and won $10,000. In celebration, I jumped up and raised my hands directly into a ceiling fan. Oh, and it was a fake ticket. FML

#13403572
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29713) - you deserved it (5393)

On 10/11/2010 at 5:07am - money - by Anonymous - Canada (Quebec)

Today, my mom rolled up the car window on my fingers. She thought my yelling and crying was because I was throwing a tantrum. I'm 26. FML

#13403115
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28176) - you deserved it (3553)

On 10/11/2010 at 3:41am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I got a zero on my math test. My teacher was convinced that I had written the answers on my arm. No answers, just really thick, black arm hair. FML

#13380605
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29646) - you deserved it (2912)

On 10/09/2010 at 4:54pm - misc - by Sean - United States (California)



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