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  • Birth Date : Friday 11 September 1998 (16 years)
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pinkpig23's favorite FMLs

Today, I came out as bisexual to my friends via group message. They didn't respond; I had a panic attack. An hour later, one of my friends texted back, "k". FML

Today, I found out my son was selling pot for pesos. We live in New Jersey and have never planned on going to Mexico. FML

#21268628
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37502) - you deserved it (4557)

On 09/30/2014 at 10:30pm - kids - by Potforapeso (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I went out with my best friend to McDonald's for a late night snack. Turns out she lied to me and just used me to pick up the boy she likes so they could go stargazing. I'm now laying beside them as they look at the stars and make out. I just want fries. FML

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99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45125) - you deserved it (4743)

On 08/31/2014 at 10:55pm - love - by emilyparker - Canada (Ontario)

Today, a cute girl sitting next to me asked if she could use my phone. As I handed it to her, I attempted to use the expression "knock yourself out," but for a reason I can still not fathom, it came out as "kill yourself." FML

#20120541
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25504) - you deserved it (6590)

On 10/17/2012 at 12:45am - misc - by Holy Testacles (man) - United States

Today, while I was driving home, some jackass in an open-top sports car overtook us and flipped me off. Just as I overtook him in turn, my wife rolled down her window, pulled out her tampon, and launched it at the kid. I'm not sure who was more horrified: me or him. FML

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404 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37359) - you deserved it (4017)

On 06/15/2012 at 6:13pm - misc - by 16590 (man) - Sweden

Today, I dreamed that I met this beautiful girl at a restaurant and we ended up having lunch together. Everything was going perfect until the end when I tried to get her number and she wouldn't give it to me. I can't even get a girl in my dreams. FML

#2335998
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54158) - you deserved it (6144)

On 05/27/2009 at 5:48am - love - by xpxp2002 (man) - United States (Ohio)



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