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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 30 March 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2419
  • Number of comments : 53
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 45 posted

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Today, I shat out a staple. FML

#16576766
336 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37790) - you deserved it (16381)

On 06/09/2011 at 11:04am - health - by wtf - United Kingdom (Edinburgh)

Today, at my job as a lifeguard, the kids in the pool decided to start a new game. The game involved spreading out to different parts of the pool and pretending to be drowning at the same time. Whoever was "saved" first, won. FML

#16494046
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44270) - you deserved it (3283)

On 06/04/2011 at 2:15am - work - by zain - United States (Texas)

Today, is the anniversary of my cat's death, so I went to visit her grave in the pet cemetery. Someone had spray-painted "Your cat sucks" on her grave. FML

#16350161
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47882) - you deserved it (10620)

On 05/25/2011 at 10:48pm - animals - by nrelavender - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, the only positive thing my ex boyfriend left me was my pregnancy test. FML

#16268222
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57693) - you deserved it (13469)

On 05/20/2011 at 3:46pm - intimacy - by Emma-Louise (woman) - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was taking a dump and I pushed so hard that I got light headed and passed out on the floor. FML

#16168525
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36322) - you deserved it (12854)

On 05/14/2011 at 6:43am - health - by BrownDump - United States

Today, my dad texted me while I was in school saying, "Your cat vomited. Covered it up with a bowl so you can clean it when you come home." FML

#16117188
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35824) - you deserved it (7212)

On 05/10/2011 at 12:37pm - animals - by coolbeans123 (woman) - Singapore

Today, I laughed at a joke and it literally took me a minute to realize that it was me they were making fun of. FML

#16114779
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21580) - you deserved it (19971)

On 05/10/2011 at 3:37am - misc - by Nick (man) - Philippines (Quezon City)

Today, my 12 year old son came home from school and informed me that he bought an air guitar for $20. He honestly thinks this is a good price. FML

#16113855
226 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35296) - you deserved it (11568)

On 05/10/2011 at 1:18am - kids - by Whatdididowrong? -

Today, I was in a parking lot looking for a spot, and after driving around for a long while I finally found one. A homeless man was taking a shit on it. FML

#16097494
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24685) - you deserved it (2641)

On 05/08/2011 at 9:53pm - misc - by jackpot - Venezuela

Today, it's my three month anniversary with my girlfriend and so I decided to bake her a cake from scratch. It took me three hours, a call to my mom, three different recipe books, and half my pantry. On the way to her house, I stopped to pick up flowers and left the cake in the car. It melted. FML

#16081826
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36259) - you deserved it (10185)

On 05/07/2011 at 7:10pm - love - by sadman (man) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, the only person who wished me a happy birthday is the policeman who checked my identity card for being "suspiciously gangster-like". FML

#15976359
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36177) - you deserved it (5471)

On 04/29/2011 at 10:00am - misc - by Jims (man) - Singapore

Today, I got concussion after a goat ran in front of me while I was jogging. FML

#15942316
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28415) - you deserved it (3819)

On 04/26/2011 at 11:07pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my wife bought $80 worth of Glee songs on iTunes. FML

#15940298
336 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51962) - you deserved it (9798)

On 04/26/2011 at 9:20pm - money - by Chad - United States

Today, I stepped outdoors for a minute. The wind blew the door shut, locking me outside. I've spent the last two hours pounding frantically on the windows, trying to wake my 4 year old son who is inside. I can see him sleeping soundly on the couch. FML

#15938297
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27629) - you deserved it (5635)

On 04/26/2011 at 7:11pm - misc - by gottapee (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I lied to my diary about my weight. FML

#15932623
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22116) - you deserved it (48265)

On 04/26/2011 at 9:56am - health - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London)



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