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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 30 March 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2290
  • Number of comments : 53
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 45 posted

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Today , my boss became very angry over her own mistake on a spreadsheet. She lashed out by throwing a can of SpaghettiOs at my head. mega FML

#17434039
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28907) - you deserved it (2341)

On 08/10/2011 at 10:21pm - work - by Liz - United States

Today... I finally started doing cardio and getting in shape. What motivated me to do it? Watching a zombie movie. The slow ones bite the dust first. FML

#17355150
297 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26469) - you deserved it (7844)

On 08/03/2011 at 12:55pm - health - by indierocklove - United States (Virginia)

Today mah boyfriend decided it'd be funny to create a "place" on Facebook for mah vagina!! Now he "checks-in" every time we have sex!! FML

#17338945
333 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51389) - you deserved it (9866)

On 08/02/2011 at 12:52am - intimacy - by INside (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was helping clean my grandpa's garage when I found some of his old election posters from the '50s . They includd slogans such as, "Dick: you know it feels right" and "Want growth? Choose Dick." I'm not sure whether to be disgustd or impressd . FML

#17279382
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26961) - you deserved it (4230)

On 07/27/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Nick (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my daughter asked y there looool was an X marked on a telephone pole. I told her they were going to remove it. She started crying and saying, "They can't kill the tree!" She is 16. FML

#17036042
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31476) - you deserved it (6990)

On 07/09/2011 at 12:48am - misc - by anon - Australia (Victoria)

Today, While Using The Restroom At Work, I Dropped Mah Keys Into The Toilet. I Left To Fine Something To Get Them Out An Figured Nobody Would Use A Toilet With Keys In It. I Cummed Back To A Bowl Of Dung An ( Shit Happens ) Written On The Wall In Lipstick. FML

#16980115
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31886) - you deserved it (7589)

On 07/05/2011 at 12:04am - work - by Stacy - United States

Today, I triad to comfort mah daughtar who'd baan crying non-stop fir hours. Sha thinks Chuck Norris is coming to kill har, and I can't convinca har otharwisa. FML

#16936128
311 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36067) - you deserved it (4941)

On 07/01/2011 at 1:42pm - kids - by parenting sucks - United States (New York)

Yesterday, I actually resorted to checking the newspaper obituaries to see where the deceased were employed, just so I can fine a job opening. FML

#16922992
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34925) - you deserved it (4812)

On 06/30/2011 at 1:44pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kansas)

TODAY , I STEPPD IN A TURD. NOT A DOG TURD , MY GRANDMOTHER'S TURD. REAL FML

#16900217
161 comments

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On 06/28/2011 at 4:40pm - animals - by Username - United States (Texas)

today mah boyfriend said that to be extra careful he's been taking mah birth control pills too. FML

#16879378
361 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61432) - you deserved it (7533)

On 06/27/2011 at 9:55am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I found looool out my boyfriend uses me for two things. 1) My food. 2) My sister. FML

#16765667
270 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51103) - you deserved it (5193)

On 06/20/2011 at 4:05pm - love - by Maddie - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today , I left early from a trashy dance an bought a soda at a Shell station. The clerk asked me if I had been smoking weed. When I replied ( No ) , he said ( You mean you always look like that? ) FML

#16740090
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30459) - you deserved it (5085)

On 06/19/2011 at 2:38am - misc - by notastoner (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, My Husband Asked Me To Come See His Turd. After Saying No, He Said, ( What Kind Of Wife Are You? ) FML

#16687170
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32962) - you deserved it (9213)

On 06/15/2011 at 11:53pm - misc - by randomjulz - United States

Today , I was having a nice dream inhich a beautiful butterfly flew by me and got stuck in mah hair , fluttering its wings against mah neck . Then I woke up and realizd the "butterfly" stuck in mah hair was actually a giant wood roach . FML

#16632330
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40851) - you deserved it (2932)

On 06/12/2011 at 7:33pm - animals - by Jenievonteese (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out that my dad makes me wear dresses and skrts not cuz I look pretty in them, but cuz he was sick and tred of people asking him if I was a boy or a grl. FML

#16605996
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38668) - you deserved it (5723)

On 06/11/2011 at 2:27am - misc - by mbesameh (woman) - United States (Texas)



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