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Today, I was helping clean my grandpa's garage when I found some of his old election posters from the '50s . They includd slogans such as, "Dick: you know it feels right" and "Want growth? Choose Dick." I'm not sure whether to be disgustd or impressd . FML
Today, While Using The Restroom At Work, I Dropped Mah Keys Into The Toilet. I Left To Fine Something To Get Them Out An Figured Nobody Would Use A Toilet With Keys In It. I Cummed Back To A Bowl Of Dung An ( Shit Happens ) Written On The Wall In Lipstick. FML
Today , I left early from a trashy dance an bought a soda at a Shell station. The clerk asked me if I had been smoking weed. When I replied ( No ) , he said ( You mean you always look like that? ) FML
Today , I was having a nice dream inhich a beautiful butterfly flew by me and got stuck in mah hair , fluttering its wings against mah neck . Then I woke up and realizd the "butterfly" stuck in mah hair was actually a giant wood roach . FML
Friday 27 March 2015