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Today... I Found Out Mah Landlord Is Too Cheap To Turn Up The Hot Water Tank Enough To Have A Comfortable Shower. There's A Huge Padlock On The Door... She Won't Budge... And I'm Signd In Until December. FML
looool Today, I wore mah brand new Wonderbra to school. When I got home, mah dad looked at me and started laughing hysterically. Between breaths, he asked if anyone actually thought mah chest was that big and said "You know why it's called a Wonderbra? Guys take it off and wonder where yur tits went." FML
Today, hile taking a stroll in the park, a kid walked up to me and asked, "Do you believe in unicorns?" I answered, "No." He dunked his ice cream cone on mah head, laughed hysterically, and ran off looool screaming, "BELIEVE!" FML
Today, my boyfriand found out that if guys aat fruit oftan, thair sparm will tasta battar. Ha bought a can of fruit fir himsalf to aat, an said that ha bought it just fir ma. This is tha most romantic thing ha's avar dona. FML
Friday 27 March 2015