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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 30 March 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1680
  • Number of comments : 53
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 45 posted

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pinkp909's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out that if you whistle Christmas carols while shitting in a public bathroom, a little boy might just look under the stall to see if Santa is pooping. FML

#19784207
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12707) - you deserved it (23021)

On 06/13/2012 at 9:17pm - misc - by ww2freak - United States (Virginia)

Today, my girlfriend dumped me. Her exact words used were "I like the idea of you, but I don't like you." I still don't know what that means. FML

#18260922
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29563) - you deserved it (3276)

On 11/16/2011 at 12:23am - love - by dharp7 (man) - United States (California)

Today, my roommates thought I wasn't home and started talking about me. Apparently I'm a lesbian, devil worshiper, and an alcoholic. I didn't know my life was so fascinating. FML

#17964342
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30289) - you deserved it (2816)

On 10/11/2011 at 11:34pm - misc - by FroggyGirl888 - United States

Today, I found out my landlord is too cheap to turn up the hot water tank enough to have a comfortable shower. There's a huge padlock on the door, she won't budge, and I'm signed in until December. FML

#17962852
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19743) - you deserved it (1934)

On 10/11/2011 at 9:05pm - misc - by frigid - (Alberta)

Today, I was accused of masturbating during work. I was actually just getting something out of my pocket. FML

#17962463
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28505) - you deserved it (3087)

On 10/11/2011 at 8:19pm - intimacy - by dinosaucer - United States (Delaware)

Today, I wore my brand new Wonderbra to school. When I got home, my dad looked at me and started laughing hysterically. Between breaths, he asked if anyone actually thought my chest was that big and said "You know why it's called a Wonderbra? Guys take it off and wonder where your tits went." FML

#17953738
432 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34387) - you deserved it (24567)

On 10/10/2011 at 6:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, while taking a stroll in the park, a kid walked up to me and asked, "Do you believe in unicorns?" I answered, "No." He dunked his ice cream cone on my head, laughed hysterically, and ran off screaming, "BELIEVE!" FML

#17737717
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27919) - you deserved it (11460)

On 09/13/2011 at 5:21pm - misc - by unicorn - United States (Georgia)

Today, my house got watermeloned. Not egged, watermeloned. FML

#17564993
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37007) - you deserved it (3256)

On 08/24/2011 at 1:28am - misc - by skichick54 - United States (Washington)

Today, I went into a public bathroom and walked in on a guy checking his butt out in the mirror to see if he'd wiped properly. FML

#17541030
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30137) - you deserved it (2398)

On 08/21/2011 at 8:03pm - misc - by Bobby ray slice - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I found out what it's like to get brain-freeze while recovering from a head injury. FML

#17540688
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23121) - you deserved it (4048)

On 08/21/2011 at 7:09pm - health - by The captain - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I walked in on my parents discussing how to kill our cat, and how to make it look like an accident. FML

#17508595
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37634) - you deserved it (3000)

On 08/18/2011 at 9:38am - animals - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Bexley)

Today, my roommate told me that unscented deodorant prevents ingrown hairs on the bikini line. She shared this beauty tip with me when I caught her using my Lady Speed Stick on her snatch. FML

#17497875
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30623) - you deserved it (2559)

On 08/17/2011 at 5:14am - intimacy - by AllieOops (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I met my new neighbor. His wi-fi access point is named "TheRapistDownstairs." FML

#17483730
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36754) - you deserved it (3456)

On 08/15/2011 at 8:30pm - misc - by creepedoutlady - United States

Today, the guy of my dreams told me he liked me and leaned in to kiss me. Just as our lips touched, I ripped a big ass fart. FML

#17455521
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37917) - you deserved it (14313)

On 08/13/2011 at 12:06am - love - by sydneybourgeois - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend found out that if guys eat fruit often, their sperm will taste better. He bought a can of fruit for himself to eat, and said that he bought it just for me. This is the most romantic thing he's ever done. FML

#17446772
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36210) - you deserved it (7116)

On 08/12/2011 at 1:33am - intimacy - by Pissedoff777 - United States (Arizona)



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