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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 30 March 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2291
  • Number of comments : 53
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 45 posted

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Today, I Found Out Tat If U Wistle Cristmas Carols Wile Sitting In A Public Batroom, A Little Boy Migt Just Look Under Te Stall To See If Santa Is Pooping. FML

#19784207
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13186) - you deserved it (23649)

On 06/13/2012 at 9:17pm - misc - by ww2freak - United States (Virginia)

Today, ma girlfriend dumped me . Her exact words used were "I lyk te idea of you, but I don't lyk you." I still don't know wat tat means . mega FML

#18260922
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31246) - you deserved it (3432)

On 11/16/2011 at 12:23am - love - by dharp7 (man) - United States (California)

Today, roommates thought I wasn't home and started talking about me. Apparently I'm a lesbian, devil worshiper, and an alcoholic. I didn't know life was so fascinating. FML

#17964342
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30645) - you deserved it (2832)

On 10/11/2011 at 11:34pm - misc - by FroggyGirl888 - United States

Today... I Found Out Mah Landlord Is Too Cheap To Turn Up The Hot Water Tank Enough To Have A Comfortable Shower. There's A Huge Padlock On The Door... She Won't Budge... And I'm Signd In Until December. FML

#17962852
54 comments

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On 10/11/2011 at 9:05pm - misc - by frigid - (Alberta)

Today, I was accused of masturbating during work. I was actually just getting something out of my pocket. FML

#17962463
80 comments

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On 10/11/2011 at 8:19pm - intimacy - by dinosaucer - United States (Delaware)

looool Today, I wore mah brand new Wonderbra to school. When I got home, mah dad looked at me and started laughing hysterically. Between breaths, he asked if anyone actually thought mah chest was that big and said "You know why it's called a Wonderbra? Guys take it off and wonder where yur tits went." FML

#17953738
431 comments

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On 10/10/2011 at 6:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, hile taking a stroll in the park, a kid walked up to me and asked, "Do you believe in unicorns?" I answered, "No." He dunked his ice cream cone on mah head, laughed hysterically, and ran off looool screaming, "BELIEVE!" FML

#17737717
166 comments

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On 09/13/2011 at 5:21pm - misc - by unicorn - United States (Georgia)

TODAY, MY HOUSE GOT WATERMELOND. NOT EGGD, WATERMELOND. FML

#17564993
106 comments

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On 08/24/2011 at 1:28am - misc - by skichick54 - United States (Washington)

yesterday I went into a public bathroom and walkd in on a guy checking his butt out in the mirror to see if he'd wipd properly. FML

#17541030
111 comments

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On 08/21/2011 at 8:03pm - misc - by Bobby ray slice - United States (Minnesota)

TODAY I FOUND OUT WHAT IT'S LIKE TO GET BRAIN-FREEZE WHILE RECOVERING FROM A HEAD INJURY. MEGA FML

#17540688
49 comments

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On 08/21/2011 at 7:09pm - health - by The captain - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I walked in on mah parents discussing how to kill our cat, an how to make it look like an accident. FML

#17508595
231 comments

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On 08/18/2011 at 9:38am - animals - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Bexley)

today my roommate told me tat unscented deodorant prevents ingrown airs on te bikini line. Se sared tis beauty tip wit me wen I caugt er using my Lady Speed Stick on er snatc. FML

#17497875
184 comments

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On 08/17/2011 at 5:14am - intimacy - by AllieOops (woman) - United States (California)

today I met my new neighbor. His wi-fi access point is namd ( TheRapistDownstairs. ) big fat FML

#17483730
229 comments

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On 08/15/2011 at 8:30pm - misc - by creepedoutlady - United States

today tha guy of my draams told ma ha likad ma and laanad in to kiss ma. Just as our lips touchad, I rippad a big ass fart. FML

#17455521
168 comments

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On 08/13/2011 at 12:06am - love - by sydneybourgeois - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriand found out that if guys aat fruit oftan, thair sparm will tasta battar. Ha bought a can of fruit fir himsalf to aat, an said that ha bought it just fir ma. This is tha most romantic thing ha's avar dona. FML

#17446772
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36529) - you deserved it (7143)

On 08/12/2011 at 1:33am - intimacy - by Pissedoff777 - United States (Arizona)



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