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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 19 July 2000 (15 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 403
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About pinkgal2129 : If you wanna get to know me, than talk to me yourself cause 1. I ain't taking chances with weird or insane people. 2.cant ya get to know a girl for real up close, and true? No ones like that anymore. But me. Yeah, I've got a temper, but you gotta deal with it.

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Today, me and the guy I was dating ran into my sister at the mall. He took one look at her and mumbled, "Great, I chose the ugly one" under his breath. FML


I agree, your life sucks (62245) - you deserved it (6016)

On 05/12/2014 at 12:01pm - love - by bambam - United States (Texas)

Today, my 808 area code phone number has yet again been mistaken for a 1-800 number. I've been getting phone calls at three in the morning from people on the east coast who are trying to return their shoes. They want to speak to my supervisor because I "don't sound professional enough." FML

Today, my dad decided to clean his muddy shoes right beside me by clapping them together, causing mud to fly all over me. This wouldn't have been a problem had I not been wearing my white wedding dress just before getting married. FML


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On 12/12/2013 at 12:31am - misc - by >.> (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my kittens hunted and killed their first prey. My hamster. FML


I agree, your life sucks (47421) - you deserved it (7603) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 12/05/2013 at 1:52am - animals - by Chatons - Switzerland

Today, a man crashed into my car. He then got out of his car, dug a toothbrush and toothpaste out of his bag, and tried to brush away the damage. FML


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On 01/19/2012 at 7:17am - misc - by toothpaste (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was at my boyfriends house, meeting his family for the first time. We were all standing in the kitchen when suddenly a small white and brown mouse ran by. As a natural instinct, I stomped on it. Turns out, it was his little sister's pet mouse that had gotten out of its cage earlier. FML


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On 09/05/2009 at 9:31pm - misc - by JustMyLuck (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, my boyfriend handcuffed me to the bed, naked. Someone pulled the fire alarm, and my boyfriend couldn't find the key. So he left me, and the Resident Advisor found me. The fireman had to cut the chain. FML


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On 02/06/2009 at 10:55pm - misc - by hahahehehohohoo (woman) - United States (California)

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